A comment by Panthercub on Spot the Hadith ep.1
Would this be your inspiration?
the Islamic Resistance Movement aspires to the realisation of God's promise, no matter how long that should take. The Prophet, God bless him and grant him salvation, has said: "The Day of Judgment will not come about until Muslims fight the Jews, when the Jew will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Muslims, O slaves of God, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him. Only the Gharqad tree would not do that because it is one of the trees of the Jews."
Alas, my need for 73 virgins is limited, other than perhaps to instruct them in the Rights of Woman. Oh, you meant male virgins. Something of a rarity, true, but I think perhaps teaching beginners...What one has to ask oneself is, is this at all likely? I mean, when did you last come across a talking tree, never mind an anti-Jewish talking tree?