Chocolate...mmmmmm. No, don't say that word. D-i-e-t is a naughty word, not to be used in mixed company. But our host is a Frenchman! Has he no rather fine cognac stored away for - for just such an occasion as me? Ooh, claps hands together in girlish glee, I won something! Thank you, kind sir. Sweeps curtsey to the cameras. Thinks: but where am I going to put them? That is an angle hitherto unconsidered, as is the asking-price. Wasn't the prize the chance to buy - ? And a fine one he is now to lecture on the spirit of capitalism with all de blithering idiots in the world afore-mentioned.