A comment by bonmotdot on Potshots at the gun shop
Awww, French-Froggie, you know you're always welcome on this side of the pond where we can all hug you to our collective American-size bosom (so to speak).
(Plenty of hunting here in Texas, where about 97 percent of the land is in private hands because that's who takes the best care of it.)
Everything is bigger in Texas, by the way... including those afore-mentioned bosoms. Warning, though. Some of the women here might be able to outshoot you.