Turning one's ass toward Mecca... Hmm. Isn't that a head-chopping offense right next to the one on pencil cartoon drawings of Allah, naming stuffed teddy bears Mohammad, and wearing a thong. Or, maybe I'm confusing it with that rule about if you turn your ass toward Mecca, you only get 5 1/2 virgins if you're a man and 3 servile midgets of you're a woman. It's all so confusing. Oh, and I think if you pass wind that's 60 cane lashings extra.
Turning one's ass toward Mecca... Hmm. Isn't that a head-chopping offense right next to the one on pencil cartoon drawings of Allah, naming stuffed teddy bears Mohammad, and wearing a thong. Or, maybe I'm confusing it with that rule about if you turn your ass toward Mecca, you only get 5 1/2 virgins if you're a man and 3 servile midgets of you're a woman. It's all so confusing. Oh, and I think if you pass wind that's 60 cane lashings extra.