the dissident frogman

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Let's everybody Sign Like it's 1995 again!

This is the newest1 version of the guestbook. The previous one, running on a different software, proved to be unreliable and prone to hackers attacks.

I couldn’t import the previous reader’s entries in this new one and am sorry for this. It just proves that, unlike allegedly looted Iraqi museum, the Internet is worthless when it comes to preserving relics of the past.

Anyway, please have a go at it. As this works on an open-posting basis, and trolls roam the cyberland freely, all submissions will be moderated before publication. Any display of Leftist lunacy, Islamic zealotry, French Frenchness and other insanities will have their authors anal-probed by top CIA experts in counter-trolling. Thanks for your attention.

  1. Well, it was new back in 2006. This page is from the previous redesign. Time files, and all that.

Ceci est la nouvelle1 version du Livre d’Or. La précédente, qui reposait sur un logiciel différent, était aussi peu fiable qu’ouverte aux attaques de hackers.

Je n’ai pas pu importer les anciennes entrées de lecteurs et j’en suis désolé. Cela prouve simplement que, contrairement aux musées irakiens prétendument pillés, l’Internet ne vaut rien lorsqu’il s’agit de préserver des reliques du passé.

Quoi qu’il en soit, allez-y. Considérant que ceci fonctionne par soumission ouverte, et que les trolls parcourent le cyber-pays librement, les entrées seront soumises à modération avant d’être autorisées à l’affichage. Toute manifestation de démence gauchiste, de bigoterie islamique, de francitude française et autres insanités vaudront à leurs auteurs une coloscopie poussée par des experts en contre-trolling de la CIA. Merci de votre attention.

  1. “Nouvelle” en 2006. Cette page remonte au précédent redesign. Comme le temps passe vite, et tout ça.



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VERY glad to see you posting again. I was worried. I had stopped checking the site because it was just too depressing to see nothing new. I get the need to make money…but we need you DF!

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Frogman, where are you? Long time you no make post here. You in hiding from the Ministry of Culture, or something?

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  • John Elliott Young

What a breath of fresh air to read the trysts of truth among the common babble of the people of planet If. I am not really sure when I crash landed on this strange world. I actually thought I had returned home, the similarities to planet Earth are absolutely incredible. Like yourselves, I too was denied membership to the feelings preservation society and I just cant seem to shake this desperate loneliness. Just when it looks like I’ll have to chalk it up to one huge misunderstanding with the dream fairy, I run across a site like this that dares to yank me back from the instant death of touching the third rail and having what little sense I possess zapped out of my noggin. Thank you Frogman, thank you.

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Very Funny, very right! I love the attitude, and the commentary… A frenchman with a grasp, who’da thunk it… Wonderful site!

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Sarkozy, kozying up to the Obama-Style of campaigning?

“Paris gripped by ‘SarkObama’ poster mystery” - (Green peace claims to be behind the posters - I have doubts they’d do anything without receiving approval) Merry Christmas to everyone (Happy New Year if you don’t celebrate Christmas)… Friends are arriving from France before the holidays to spend Christmas in the states this year. Maybe if the dollar gains a bit before next year, I’ll be standing on French soil and making the rounds to pay my respects in Normandie next Christmas. Keeping fingers crossed though, hang in there people, Obama is in charge of the economic recovery! :o(

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  • Jango Australia

Keep up the good work.

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  • redleader Berlin, sometimes Mendocino (California),Toronto,

Greetings The best thing out of France for a while.