the dissident frogman

16 years and 2 months ago

And lo, the Al he was not the George, and there was much rejoicing

In the name of Al (Ah!) the Most Beneficent, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, the Most Wholly Super Groovy.

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Of all the abysmal absurdities the Global Warming Cultists — and the Environmentalist movement at large — can claim credit for, I believe the theory of the Farting Cattle of the Apocalypse, (AKA "Livestock's long shadow", as "exposed" by the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nation) wins by a short hand over my former favorite absurd (sub)urban myth, that of the Sudanese Muslims Penis Melting Handshake from the Seventh Circle of Hell.

The solid third would of course be the urban friends and saviors of nature who switch off their Ikea® designed chandeliers and sit in the dark of their fancy New-York, London, Melbourne or Paris flats, as an involuntary laughable guilt offering in order to persuade the planet to keep spinning at least 60 minutes more on Earth Hour.

Through chants and prayer, one can imagine.

Verily, Al is All, Brothers and Sisters — and now is the time for the music video.

Lyrics included.



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3372 - tinga-tinga

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My kids made me play it back three times for the hurricane force farting. Arrgh! Pass by to check out the latest in European erudite insight and get just some 21st century Moliere! Okay, well I laughed ... and will definitely look for any opportunity to insert the "Farting Cow of the Apocalypse" into any future conversation.

3374 - Stepperg

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  • Stepperg California USA

Ah, My Lovely Frogman. You have outdone yourself. I stand in awe!