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A Beast takes potshots at the Beauty:
Sen. John Kerry Wishes Sarah Palin Had Gone Missing

Sen. John Kerry added to his long list of lame joke attempts yesterday when he wished South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's disappearance on Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

Speaking to some business and civic leaders he had invited to Washington, Kerry quipped: "Too bad if a governor had to go missing it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin."
Well no surprise here: if Vicious-President Al Gore invented the Internet, we know by now that Senescent John Kerry redefined lameness. I mean, even putting partisanship aside, that joke is not funny.

Kerry, if memory serves, is the genuine/fake antiwar-activist/hero® who, in a major election, got his ass whipped clean by the allegedly ultra-stupid "W"— ultra-stupid that is, according to the very Kerry and his boyz on the Left. When you think of it even superficially, that should be enough to make any Kerry want to crawl under a rock and never, ever goes on public record again. I mean, if millions of voters will still pick the village idiot over you, you'd better off leaving any pretense to public office and, I don't know, go get yourself a Nobel Prize on account of alerting The World that snow and ice are melting down in Summer.

Now, and still thinking superficially, I can see two reasons why Kerry would wish Sarah Palin had gone missing:

First, he knows there's an awful lot of people who appreciate her and her politics—possibly as many as those who loathe him and his party of crooks and liars. They're usually the same folks, actually, and thank to the Obaminable Administration's relentless efforts to turn America into a nation of subjects and beggars, their numbers are growing by the day.

Oh and, they can vote.

The second reason is already obvious to every man in the audience, including me and you—if you happen to be a dude. So obvious that it's a bit embarrassing to mention.

However, since it is embarrassing for him, and not for you and me, here it goes: unlike Kerry, Sarah Palin is a real woman.

And a very attractive one with that. Not some insufferably precious, half-assed ageing wussie with a ridiculously outdated hairdo. She'll beat him any day, hands down, on the brains and the looks.1
  1. Assuming Kerry was to put a fight of course—considering his Vietnam record, a fair amount of doubt is legitimate here.



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4170 - ungoogleable

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Kerry looks just like that doctor in Re animator.

4171 - the dissident frogman

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  • the dissident frogman France

Indeed! Kerry is Dr. Hill, all right. Particularly once he's had his head cut off, and lets his lust for Megan run unchecked.

That "love" scene where Hill introduces a whole new meaning to the slang expression "giving head" is still unmatched more than 20 years later...

Alas, gone are the days of truly weird and sarcastic horror flicks.

Time to take sides

4172 - Proof

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  • Proof Stockton, Callifornia, USA

If it doesn't involve windsurfing or mountain biking or some other sport where the wind can whistle through his empty head, the gigolo from Massachusetts doesn't do so well!

4173 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

When you have to explain your "joke" as you tell it, it ain't funny.

Hell, JFKerry is not 1/10 the man Sarah Palin is, much less Todd!

4174 - TooTall

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I read somewhere and have to agree John Kerry looks like Lurch from The Adams Family.

4175 - Iwo Gina

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  • Iwo Gina Maryland

Oh jeeze... I am loving these comments!!!

Iwo Gina

4176 - ungoogleable

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Kinda cool across the world someone knows a sub-cultured flick. How about Diva?

4177 - Bruce

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"Assuming Kerry was to put a fight, of course - considering his Vietnam record, a fair amount of doubt is legitimate here."

Well said, Dis ... well said. I have little doubt that Mrs. Palin could beat that "war hero" (sic) to within an inch of his despicable life.

I'm still waiting for the creep to release his military records to substantiate his claims of injuries and the resulting Purple Heart Medals he claims he earned. It has been over two years since he said on national TV that he would do that. I'm waiting, John!

4178 - unknown jane

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John F'n Kerry's military records are kept in a secret kryptonite vault along with Jimmy Hoffa's remains, and will be released the same year as the report on the second gunman at the Kennedy assassination.

4179 - Spiny Norman

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  • Spiny Norman California

There is most certainly something in Senator Lurch's* military records he wants kept from the public, and I'd be willing to bet it has to do with his activities AFTER he returned from his 4-month soiree in Vietnam.

*Rush Limbaugh has referred to Kerry as "Lurch" for years - long before the humorless dullard ran for Pres.