the dissident frogman

12 years and 11 months ago

Ego trippin' with Vlad the Poser

A qui qu'a la plus grosse avec Vlad le Poseur

the dissident frogman

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Mine's longer and will go deeper. No, I don't mean the rod.

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Granted, I don't think I'll look as sturdy as my man Putin over there when I reach his age, what with me not having the same history of hyperactive thuggery on the payroll of one of History's worst tyrannies.

Still, I know one thing for certain: his blade is no longer than mine.

Yeah well, I didn't start the macho-macho-men p* contest, Mighty Vlad the Happy Camper did.

Incidentally, funny how the Dear Leader syndrome is alive and well in the Old World, huh? It seems that Europe's populace has only one thing in mind: marvel at their strongmen's pastime. I bet you can spot Prince Sarkozy on the same list as Vlad the Imposer: between his Maltese escapade on his billion Euros buddy's boat and his Amerikkan Klub sandwich with George-Adolph W. Hitler, I can tell you that the new French President of France's only notable achievements since his election were to show us how good he is at taking vacations.

And that's coming from the man who pledged to "put France back to work", mind you.

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A qui qu'a la plus grosse avec Vlad le Poseur

D'accord, peut-être que je n'aurai pas l'air aussi musculeux que mon poteau Putin là-haut quand j'aurai son âge, d'autant plus que je n'ai pas le même passé de barbouze hyperactif à la solde d'une des pires tyrannies de l'Histoire.

N'importe comment, je sais au moins une chose : sa lame n'est pas plus longue que la mienne.

Ouais, ben c'est pas moi qu'a commencé le concours macho-macho-men, c'est Vlad le Campeur Joyeux.

A ce propos, marrant comme le syndrome du Chef est bien vivant dans le Vieux Monde, s'pas ? Apparemment, les peuplades d'Europe n'ont qu'une idée en tête: s'émerveiller devant les loisirs de leurs Hommes Forts. Je parie que vous remarquez le Prince Sarkozy sur la même liste que Vlad l'Embaumeur : entre son escapade Maltaise sur la barcasse de son copain qu'a des miyions et son Amerikkkan Klub sandwich avec George-Adolphe W. Hitler, je peux vous dire que les seuls succès notables du nouveau Président Français de la France depuis son élection ont été de nous montrer comment il prend bien des vacances.

Et ça, du gars qui a fait vœu de "remettre la France au travail", notez.


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