Article copyGranted, I don't think I'll look as sturdy as my man Putin over there when I reach his age, what with me not having the same history of hyperactive thuggery on the payroll of one of History's worst tyrannies.
Still, I know one thing for certain: his blade is no longer than mine.
Yeah well, I didn't start the macho-macho-men p* contest, Mighty Vlad the Happy Camper did.
Incidentally, funny how the Dear Leader syndrome is alive and well in the Old World, huh? It seems that Europe's populace has only one thing in mind: marvel at their strongmen's pastime. I bet you can spot Prince Sarkozy on the same list as Vlad the Imposer: between his Maltese escapade on his billion Euros buddy's boat and his Amerikkan Klub sandwich with George-Adolph W. Hitler, I can tell you that the new French President of France's only notable achievements since his election were to show us how good he is at taking vacations.
And that's coming from the man who pledged to "put France back to work", mind you.