the dissident frogman

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the dissident frogman

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From: AHMED MUSA [ahmed_850@fsmail.net]
Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 1:19 PM
To: the dissident frogman
Subject: HELLO

›ASSALAMU ALLAIKUM,

›GREETINGS TO YOU. I AM SABIQ AHMED OF THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ONE OF THE PALACE ACCOUNTANTS OF PRESIDENT SADDAM HUSSEIN IN BAGHDAD.

I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE SUM OF $18M IN CASH WHICH I REMOVED FROM ONE OF THE STRONG ROOM OF THE PALACE WHEN THE AMERICAN MARINES TOOK OVER BAGHDAD.
I AND MY BROTHER ZAFAR IMMEDIATELY TOOK THE FUNDS OUT OF IRAQ FOR SAFE KEEPING IN A ONE SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE WITH THE HELP OF MY BROTHER AND KEEP THE 2 MENTAL BOXES CONTAINING THE FUNDS THERE SUCESSFULLY.

I AM NOW ON A SELF EXILE WITH MY FAMILY IN DUBAI,UNITED ARAB EMIRATE.

MY PRIMARY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK FOR YOUR URGENT HELP TO ASSIST ME CLAIM THE CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY FOR INVESTMENT IN A VERY GOOD RELIABLE PROJECT IN YOUR COUNTRY. A LOT OF IRAQIS HAD LOOTED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND RAN OUT OF IRAQ INCLUDING TOP OFFICIALS OF EMBATTLED PRESIDENT SADDAM,

MANY OF US SUCCEDED WHY MANY DIED IN THE PROCESS, I THANK ALLAH THAT I AM ALIVE AND I WANT TO HAVE AN INVESTMENT BASE IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHEREBY AS SOON AS YOU TAKE CUSTODY OF THE FUNDS AND LODGE IT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

IF YOU ARE READY TO ASSIST ME, REPLY URGENTLY VIA MY E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR DETAILS.
THIS PROJECT IS RISK FREE BUT HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL PLEASE TREAT AS URGENT.PLEASE IF YOU KNOW ARE NOT WILLING TO ASSIST ME DON'T CONTACT ME

REGARD,

MR SABIQ




Oh come on, it won't hurt to scam the scammers and spam the spammers, right?

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From: the dissident frogman
Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 1:22 PM
To: AHMED MUSA [ahmed_850@fsmail.net]
Subject: Re: HELLO

Mr Sabiq,

Assalamawhatever and stuff,

You are a filthy repulsive fat piece of dead diarrheal donkey excrement. Give that money back to the Iraqi people immediately and give yourself in at the closest U.S regiment near your sorry icky pricky you.

The only way I would be willing to help you is by manually and artistically carving a hole in your miserable head with a toothpick and a fingernail file. Trust me, when that day will come, you will spontaneously reconsider your acknowledgement to Allah for being alive.

Yes, that will take some time.

But, yes, I agree with you and I am sincerely disposed to treat this as urgent.

May God be with you, particularly if I find you,

the dissident frogman
AKA The Great Frogman of War Who Is Going To Carve A Hole In Your Miserable Head With A Toothpick And A Fingernail File, You Filthy Repulsive Fat Piece Of Dead Diarrheal Donkey Excrement You.

P.S. : What's a "mental box" and how do you keep money in that anyway?

P.P.S. : Ahmed, anybody willing to set an investment base in France nowadays is either a congenital idiot or a fishy patron of her corrupted politico-financial complex. In either case, you deserve a hole to be carved in your head, although the first hypothesis would give you access to medical assistance since it goes under the scientific name of "lobotomy."

That's just about the only "very good reliable project" you will find "in (my) country", as you put it.

P.P.P.S. : If you think the project is risk free, wait till you meet me. I promise another one "will die in the process".




Oh allez quoi, ça ne fera pas de mal de tromper les trompeurs et de spammer les spammers, pas vrai ?

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855 - danboarder

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1. Do you respond to spam regularly? 2. Why the hate toward this guy? He may be a moron, but your response is soooo rugged it makes you out to be a vicious idiot yourself, more scary than he... at least he doesn't want to 'carve a hole in your miserable head'. That is not funny.
  • October 16th 2003
  • @ 1018 ZULU

856 - the dissident frogman

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  • the dissident frogman France

danboarder: 1) Regularly. I make lots of good friends this way. Thanks to them, I'm now a multi-millionaire in dollars coming from different Third World toppled despots, with 16 PhDs in economics, 36 in nuclear physics, 8 in cabbage seedpod weevil breeding and 267 Green Cards, all fakes but my friends told me nobody cares, an address book crowded with amateur girls getting nasty and a warehouse full of Valium, Xanax, Vicodin and Viagra 100% not generic of which I can get the most, fat chance. Spam made me the man I am, and I won't even tell you about the size of my dick. Fat chance too. -- 2) I don't hate spammers. Like I just said, some of my best friends are spammers. Ha! But surely, you're not serious right? You don't really believe that "this guy" exists right? You don't really believe that he escaped the "American Marines' take over Baghdad" with "$18 millions in cash in mental boxes" praise be to Allah, right? Tell me you're joking. Please do. Because if you're not, that makes you the first person I ever heard about who actually cares for the feelings of one of the numerous, yet colorful, phony characters in a variant of the (in)famous scheme knows as the Nigerian scam. Yes, that makes you a world class idiot and a stooge of choice. Political correctness has its limits, you know. Next thing you know, you'll be emailing back "Ahmed" to assure him of your sympathy and your indignation in front of the vicious attack the poor man endured from the scary frogman. Hey, there are $18 millions in cash and "mental boxes" at stake, so it could be worth the try. -- 3) One can't be thick and wrong all the time, and so did you: I am indeed vicious and scary. And I rarely pick up my phone. -- 4) Just my guess: you are suffering from the well known Stuffed Sphincter Syndrome. Get a clue, a life and possibly an enema. Indeed, that is not funny but it'll help you feel better afterwards.
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  • October 16th 2003
  • @ 1202 ZULU

857 - Papertiger

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Did you happen to rerspond to the guy from Nairobi Kenya or the one from Lagos Nigeria? It sure bums me to think of all the Millions I have deleted from my mailbox in the last 3 months.
  • October 16th 2003
  • @ 1300 ZULU

858 - Papertiger

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If you need someone to keep the spammer from squirming while you work with the tooth pick DF, I'm your Huckleberry.
  • October 16th 2003
  • @ 1303 ZULU

859 - the dissident frogman

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  • the dissident frogman France

Papertiger: The answer to your first question is yes, but unfortunately, I suspect our friend danboarded answered first and got away with all the cash. Bad luck. I gladly accept your help. As a fact, I believe that's exactly what we need against those invaders: a citizen's militia defending our inboxes. As they say, one man's Outlook is his castle.
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  • October 16th 2003
  • @ 1331 ZULU

860 - Patrick Collins

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  • Patrick Collins

Ok, So you guys are saying that there's no way I'm getting a piece of the 18 mil? This sucks.
  • April 22nd 2004
  • @ 0138 ZULU
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