the dissident frogman

15 years and 6 months ago

Hey girls, wanna see my bear repellent?

the dissident frogman

Necrothreading much?

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Here's a survival tip for you urban types, in case you find yourself forced to sleep in bear country without a dog to alert you and a rifle to protect yourself: you can define a reasonably protected perimeter—mark your territory if you will—and keep Teddy at bay by peeing around your campsite.

Here's a caveat: it only works with male pee. While it saves our fair ladies the embarrassment of performing the duck-and-crawl routine around the tent, it means you'll either have to be a male or carry one with you.

Here's an extra tip: do not, under any circumstance, combine that strategy with this piece of gear. Consequences could be dire if nature calls for an extra layer of protection in the middle of the night.

Here's another caveat: it only seems to work on bears and has no noticeable effect on other calamities, such as Socialists, bureaucrats and other tax collection agents.

Having said that, I'll risk the bet that your Liberal neighbor might feel less inclined to come at your fence and gloat over President-elect B Hussein Obama once he's witnessed you (or your hubby) taking a leak around the yard in broad daylight.

Might be worth a try.



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3901 - Valerie, Texas

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Urine applied to the perimeter of one's garden will keep deer away from the plants as well. The perimeter people, not the plants themselves ok?

As for the fence one should avoid...

Some men can be told.

Some men must see it.

And some guys just have to pee on the electric fence themselves.

3907 - JihadGene

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  • JihadGene North Korea, Central California

Oh, yeah! One more thing DF...I got a leather coat that's made in Mexico and I have never been approached by any bears while wearing it. I guess it's because of the mexican urine based tanning solution. The coat smells OK but never...and I mean NEVER...wear it in the rain.

3911 - Ali Mentary

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Looking at the timespan since last frog-post it might be inferred that the repellent did not work that good.


Merry Christmas

3912 - Spiny Norman

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  • Spiny Norman California

DF? Where's DF?

What have you people done with the Frogman?

3913 - JihadGene

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  • JihadGene North Korea, Central California

Hope you had a Merry Christmas Froggy and did not receive a Koran and prayer mat like I did (again) for this Christmas. Why can't I just get a necktie like most infidels?

3914 - OMMAG

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God one .... I've been peeing on my neighbours fence since ... well it's been a long time.

Stll .......... no bears!

BTW look up bear bangers!

3915 - Ron_Speirs

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Why would you want to repel bears?

Then you have to track the the quick little bastard all over G-ds creation before you can shoot and skin'em.

Yes, I am a Canadian. I'm one of those Canadians that gives the other Canadians a bad name, in other words I'm pro America, pro Israel and pro bomb-the-hell-outta-Iran.

Found this site by luck. I'd rather be lucky than good.

Happy New Year to all(except where void by Allah)




3916 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

Ron?!?! Spaseba, welcome to the scrum!!! Read you comment and almost had a seizure. I have always liked Cannucks, as the sign in our messhall, posted while a Canadian Artillery Battalion was training with us, said,"Argueing with a Cannuck is like wrestling with a pig. You both get filthy, and the pig loves it!" Hope you stick around. Froggy is a bit long between posts, but they are damn well worth it. Be sure to checkout [url=][/url] , funny is as funny does!

3917 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

OH!!! And hit the video link at the top of the home page. You will love it!!!

3918 - Ron_Speirs

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Thanks 2Hotel9, I'm the worst kind of canuck, I'm a Newfie, we don't like to think of ourselves as Canadians.

Before 1949(when we joined Canada against our will) for 400 years we were an independent counrty. But we were sold by the Brits to Canada to cancel their war debts.

Here endeth the lesson. . .LOL

I've read most of the articles on the site since finding DF and I gotta say, I feel right at home. I'm luvin' it!

You're right about us likeing to argue, I'm still carrying on arguements with SOME people to this day. lol

In this day and age where it is so politically correct to bash America and automatically hate Israel I found it refreshing to find a blog that proclaimed its stand with aformentioned countries. But now (almost) everyone wants to open a dialogue with the Taleban or Hamas or to "engage" the extremist in the "process". The only process I want to engage with the "extremists" is the process of long range interdiction fire. Preferably from orbit and with tactical nukes. lol

Anyway, I've pontificated enough . . .

I'm glad to be here and y'all will be seeing me in the future(weather, isp and bears permitting.)