the dissident frogman

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I Pledge...

Quick, name the current Pwesident of Fwance whose firstname doesn't start with Jack

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The one positive aspect of Barack Hussein Obama: he is not Al Gore.

... To retrocede to the current White House dweller a full capitalized initial "P" as soon as he produces a genuine and valid certificate of birth establishing his quality of natural born U.S. citizen.

Until then, I pledge to denominate him publicly and privately, in speech and in writing, ad absurdum and illico presto as Barack Hussein Obama, Resident of the United States of America[1][2].

Yeah, I know there are far more pressing issues (for one, his Obama Youth Brigades Bill is a very depressing news from America coming to this French well aware of Europe's recent totalitarian past and permanent taste for Collectivist coercion) but seriously, all he has to do to dispel any doubt is fire up the old Xerox machine and send us a copy. Shouldn't be too difficult for that allegedly super geeky dude who owns an iphone (Ooh!) and has a Twitter account (Aah!).

Say, what is your pledge?
  1. Though only when I find myself in the mood for good manners vis-a-vis European style Socialists.
  2. Plus, it also works in French: Barack Hussein Obama, Résident des États-Unis d'Amérique. Awesome!

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I own, built and run this place. In a previous life I was not French but sadly, I died.

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3990 - privatei2

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Valerie, Texas - Yes that is a good question. Just what were they doing the last 8 years? Snubbing their neighbors and leaving their lights on apparently. But to be fair to them, if Jason Bateman was your neighbor, wouldn't you snub him too? I mean his deuce comment was disgusting and you have to wonder if he's the type you'd want to invite over to dinner. And whatever you do, don't let him use your bathroom!!

  • March 31st 2009
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3996 - DrJen

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Resident Obama. I can live with that as long as he moves out of the big house he's in now.

  • April 01st 2009
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