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...Well, only if you're part of the French Mediocratura or the Worldwide IdioConspiratura, of course.Latest news:
I'm still in London and being intensively trained and emboldened by a wild bunch of uncompromising and upright individual liberties activists.
Consequently I have bad news for those who thought, said and sometimes even wrote on any variation of "Now I hope the dissident frogman is toasted": I'm afraid you'll have to postpone that highly expected orgasm you were foresighting at the evocation of that idea. Until further notice.
Hey, I even have a good analogy for you - that happens to be part of my British training:
Dog shit on my shoes won't stop me from walking.
If you're waiting on the pavement, hoping the dissident frogman "is toast" I hope you will enjoy.
Guess what? I even have more bad news while you wait: far from giving up, the dissident frogman will most likely get even more involved in putting your dirty authoritarian faces in your dirty authoritarian faeces. But more on that later.
Sorry. Life is tough, dissident frogman lives. Please have a cold shower, it may help.
Paradoxically, I suspect this bad news will be a good one for the numerous people who, from Texas to the south of France via the capital of Great-Britain emailed me on any variation of "Don't give up dissident frogman".The weather is outstanding here. I just figured out that through all my trips to Britain, I never saw London under the rain.
I'm starting to suspect that this is just another urban myth like, for instance, the proverbial French courtesy. Or the proverbial French intellectual superiority. Or the proverbial French subtlety. Or... Okay, you get the point.The food is terrific. Yes, that's another urban myth about England that crumbles; you can take my French word for that. And there seems to be no problem to get the wine that goes with it.
Wherever it comes from.Anyway, if you stop here, you're actually missing all the pictures.
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