the dissident frogman

16 years and 11 months ago

In the mail

You pretty alooking girl? Come visibting me!

the dissident frogman

Necrothreading much?

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This just in, from 'Kisa':
Hi, Hope I am not writing to wrong address. I am nice, pretty alooking girl.
Dear Kisa, it is with great pleasure that I confirm mine is exactly the right address for any nice pretty alooking girl to write to.
Please, do inform your other nice pretty alooking female friends to write as well.
I am planning on visibting your town this month.
Well, that's great news! My sorry town is in dire need of nice pretty alooking girls visibts. Last one was in 1972 methink, and she was lost.
Can we meeta each other in person? Message me back at
Definitely. I just can't wait to meeta each other in person with nice pretty alooking girl visibting. Will message ASAP.

I so haappy I havee me one Interneting compuster.
  1. Yep, I do hope spambots will catch this email link, and spam the spammer - who, in return will try to spam them too, as this kind of email is meant to verify that the address it is sent to is a valid one (validated by any [stupid] recipient who answers the pretty alooking girl). Don't see why they should have all the fun.



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2031 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

You go, Frog! Over at sayanything the moderators switch spambot links with our regular trolls, and backtrack to their source and dick them around by deadlinking their addresses.

I am still waiting for the Electronic Claymore Mine to smack these fuktards with.

2032 - Iwo Gina

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  • Iwo Gina Maryland

Whoa! I logged on to your site and read this posting just as I was sipping my morning coffee... I'm still trying to get the coffee stains off my blouse! Thanks for a good morning laff, DF - you are one afunny guyz!

Iwo Gina

2033 - the dissident frogman

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  • the dissident frogman France

Gina: That's because I knows that pretty alooking girls like guys who make them laugh better than studs with big muscles and no brains.

At least, that's what they say when asked in public.

2hotel9: Sorry bro, I'll keep talking with Gina, who has a much more pretty alooking avatar than you. No offense, Pal.

Time to take sides

2035 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

I can't get my avatar to load here, it is too big. When I shrink it you can't see it very well. I'll try to work it again, I been thinking of changing it, though I am attached to my current one. She just brought in another not-quite-dead snake, hence her Royal Title, Little Princess, Jelical;Killing Machine.

2036 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

I believe this might finally do it!

2037 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

All hail Wifey!! Shrinker of images!

I might switch all my profile avatars to this one.

2038 - Iwo Gina

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  • Iwo Gina Maryland

Hey, DF - That's not exactly an Avatar - that's me... your download picture feature isn't working, so I downloaded my pic via the Avatar function. Thanks for the compliment, BTW - I'm all a-flutter!

Iwo Gina

2043 - floridasuzie

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  • floridasuzie Florida


Please say you don't mean your cat brought a live snake inside your house?! I've had a horror of my 2 doing that. So far it's only been lizards, crickets, and birds that they proudly bring and expect me to tell them what great hunters they are. Being a major sucker, of course I do, but I absolutely put my foot down at them bringing snakes inside, not that they care what my preferences are :)

Anyway, your cat's cute.


2045 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

Sorry for the delay. I was typing a comment when we lost power, around 21:00 EST. Just got it back, 12 and a 1/2 hours later.

Sue, our cats bring in a cornicopia of game, including still wiggling snakes. Though we have very few pitvipers as y'all in FLA have to deal with. Mostly garter and black snakes. And thanks. The Little Princess, Jelical:Killing Machine is my favorite, Though His Majesty, KittyKatt still reigns supreme.

2054 - floridasuzie

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I can't beat your pretty alooking girls abvisiting but I have a few interesting emails myself, though just the "sender" and the "subject", I'm not as brave as you to actually open them. Hosea, for example, "Sorry, man. I have to go." Alas, Hosea, I knew him not.

Janitor wriggles this tantalizing tease for his subject header: "That alone is quite revealing." Adkins O. Austin is kind enough to offer me a "truffle certainly". And last but not least, Alfred Graham is apparently answering a request that I previously made to him but has slipped my mind for some type of pdf file, "Request - jfpgddl.pdf".