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According to several surveys run by prestigious and renowned French institutes such as CSA and IPSOS for several daily newspapers around the 9th of January this year, the French people is massively opposed toAccording to all the polls run over several months (hell, even years for some) by the same prestigious and renowned institutes and all the other renowned and prestigious institutes (such as the SOFRES, IFOP, BVA and Louis Harris) who ran polls between September 2000 and April 2002, it was a sheer certitude that Mr. Jospin would be opposed to Mr. Chirac on the second turn of the French presidential elections.
And not Le Pen.
Phoney elections?
Anyway, I just ran a poll and asked myself, my Mom on the cell phone, my Dad on their home phone (Dad always leaves his cell phone in the most implausible places. Most of the time it's switched off or the battery is flat. A real pain for the occasional pollster), the old fart living in the next home (by the way I'm really starting to get pissed by his BMW in front of my door. He's going to have my XM right under his portico in no time I tell you. And how will you manage to get your lousy BMW out of your garage then old man? Throat cancer earned you my indulgence but don't push that too far OK?), his dog and the mailwoman (yep, we have a mailwoman. She's cute but not too smart. I'm at house #21, it's written on the door. And it's usually written on my mail too. Yet she bravely and stubbornly persists to deliver it to #23. Hence my relation with the cancerous BMW. She's cute all right. But civil servant.) and I can come up with 90% of French people massively in favor of the liberation of Iraq by a US lead coalition of countries defending freedom.
Among the 10% left, we have 5% for the "No" answer; by the civil servant mailwoman. Civil servants in this country are massively Socialists and/or Communists and therefore hate freedom.
The remaining 5% is for "No Opinion".
I'm afraid the old cancerous BMW with his throat disease is not going well since I just couldn't understand his answer.
His dog was pretty clear and straightforward. This animal should join the army, I kid you not.
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