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Daffy Duck and Friends

Wabbit goes Duck Hunting:
A US military source told Newsweek that Saddam's first words were: "Don't shoot, I am Saddam Hussein, the president of the Republic of Iraq."
You filthy miserable liar! You're Daffy Duck in a Karl Marx costume hiding like a rat in a spider hole, I recognized you!
President Jacques Chirac, of France, said through a spokesman that the capture was a "major event which should strongly contribute to the democratisation and stabilisation of Iraq".
Probably too chagrined and hoarsened to speak by himself. Poor bunny.
Dominique de Villepin, France's foreign minister, stood ready to participate in rebuilding the country.
Groovy. Keep standing Dom. You look great when you stand.

Actually, you could also reel with your arms while standing, and sing "I'm as jerky as a windmill" until anybody ask you to participate in rebuilding anything.

That's all folks.

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Daffy et ses Amis

Bugs va à la chasse au canard:
Une source militaire US a déclaré à Newsweek que les premiers mots de Saddam ont été: "Ne tirez pas, je suis Saddam Hussein, le président de la République d'Irak."
Espèce de sale misérable menteur! T'es Daffy Duck dans un costume de Karl Marx se cachant comme un rat au fond d'un trou d'araignée, je t'ai reconnu !
Le président Jacques Chirac, de France, a fait dire par un porte-parole que la capture était "un évènement majeur qui devrait grandement contribuer à la démocratisation et à la stabilisation de l'Irak".
Probablement trop chagriné et enroué pour parler lui-même. Pauvre lapin.
Dominique de Villepin, ministre des Affaires Etrangères de France, s'est tenu prêt à participer à la reconstruction du pays.
Extra. Continue à te tenir Dom. T'as fière allure quand tu te tiens.

D'ailleurs, tu pourrais aussi faire des moulinets avec les bras tout en te tenant et en chantant "Je suis con comme un moulin à vent" jusqu'à ce que quiconque de demande de participer à la reconstruction de quoi que ce soit.

C'est tout pour aujourd'hui les amis.

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1137 - Regina

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Hey DF- When are you going to update the busted beards?

1138 - Rob C

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DF, that you call Saddam Daffy Duck is ironic, given all of the canards that have flown for the left in his honor this past year and a half. Saddam is a duck. Chirac is a wabbit. Would that make de Villepin a porky pig?

1139 - Jeeze

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[Start edit by the dissident frogman] I just can't stand the copy/paste maniacs who think they're making a point by filling a comments with somebody else's full article - and what's more, such a shallow one - , simply because they can't come up with a personal opinion and make the difference between linking and wasting disk space and bandwidth. And why does it have to be a French, AGAIN... [End edit by the dissident frogman]

1140 - Papertiger

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Oh please Jeeze. First of all a thank you falls hollow when your country is dealing in black market oil with a tyrannt. The only 'thank you' which France could offer worthy of the sacrifice of our young men's blood, was a commitment from France to oppose the same type of tyranny that our men freed you from. France failed in this. France has repeatedly failed in this. Not content to merely fail to oppose Nazis in other lands, France has actively supported these tyrannts. Selling them needed arms. Colluding to have UN regiments, designed to curtail Dictators perfidy, removed for sake of filthy lucor. Spending the past fifty years propagandising her population to see America as the tyrannt. Deriding our attempts to combat the communists while coloring America as the aggressor. Ask the Poles, ask the Czech, ask the Romanian, ask the German, ask the Hungarian, who was the conquorer? Ask the Russian, when did their vote began to mean something and why? We have been wronged by the French establishment. We have been vilified without cause. America is scorned for being Isolationist in one breath, then scorned for being interventionist in the next. Why should we ask counsil with a 'friend' when we know already what their position will be. The French position has been the same for the last 50 years. Which ever way America goes they go the other. We don't need to ask France.

1141 - Ren

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Apparently, in response to Saddam's line "Don't shoot . . .", one of the American soldiers replied, "President Bush sends his regards." A little humor to highlight the ridiculous.