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Eventually, the worse trouble with human shielding is the human factor.I don't mean the Shields themselves or the nice chaps of the ruling class, in fancy camo and eventually a mustache, who desperately need to protect milk factories coincidentally situated next to elite guards' garrisons from US (mainly) Capitalist Imperialists warplanes who welcome with an unconcealed relief and a touching cheeriness the benevolent and spontaneous participation of the aforementioned Shields.
No, I mean the people. The plebe. The rabble.
This faceless multitude with no political scope that, notwithstanding its defiance to carry the noble fight against the Western liberal democracies' imperialism and their somber oil-despoil plans, as any decent ye prisoners of want should do, dare furthermore to engage themselves into deplorable excesses of egotism, complaining with consistency to the upright Shield about the rape or the assassination of their relatives, in a so cagily insistent way that it could very much discourage even the most determined Star-Spangled Banner arsonist to play leapfrog with the Zionist bulldozers.
These intolerable aggressions will not stand.
The Iraqi diplomatic crisis proved the unexpected efficiency of the Human Shield in the psychological aspects of modern warfare, particularly as the ground of the mustachioed chaps in fancy camo's conviction of the oil-despoilers' internal rifts - resulting in a much welcomed underestimation of their determination - and it is, therefore, crucial to ensure that the ungrateful masses will not, in the future, attempt to the Benevolent Shields' morale, and compromise the outcome of their noble task.
Consequently, it will be appropriate to clearly and unequivocally determine the exact role of the Benevolent Shield in duty towards the aforementioned plebe, notably by the ostensible act of wearing adapted messages that we're not little proud of being the *cough* unselfish *cough* author and that we're submitting to our honorable audience's appreciation today.
We shall not let the people interpose between the valiant freedom fighters and the welfare of the people. The people are alienated. They're not to be trusted.
It is therefore highly advised to any candidate for the use of one's own corporal mass in a passive defense purpose to acquire without extraneous delay, if possible in our shop, a sartorial article bearing the adequate signalization:
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