the dissident frogman

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the dissident frogman 20 years and 4 months ago

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I knew it. I knew it right on Friday afternoon. I could feel it in my bones.

But of course, too late to engage any significant counter-measure.

I'm badly hurt by a serious flu bug that turned me into a wailing mobile mucus manufacture tormented by the grotesque visions of a mind thoroughly left to the mere influence of a debilitating fever.
Let me tell you something: if, one way or another, these visions are representative of the condition of my psyche, I'm going to need some serious help once I'm finished with the flu.

However, despite a horrible week-end writhing under the tribulations of the viscid phlegm, I drew from within the very depth of my strength and willpower enough energy to complete the red button herein (below, if you happen to read the permalink), started last week, just in time to wish you all a Merry Christmas.

My duty accomplished, I'm falling back in my armchair, not knowing if I'll have enough fortitude left to drag this poor old self of mine back to my humble flea bag of pestilence.

Mark my words though: the first ungrateful brat to complain about this goddamn stinking piece of a red button will receive the aforementioned mobile manufacture's daily production carefully concealed in a Whizzo chocolate company box.

And now, I just want to die alone in my slippery secretions.

Again, Merry Christmas to you.

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I own, built and run this place. In a previous life I was not French but sadly, I died.

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1172 - Eric the .5b

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That was great. Get better, soon.
  • December 26th 2003
  • @ 1043 ZULU

1173 - Chris

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I work in the live theatre industry. The theatre I work for host's a traveling production of the Radio City Rockettes. A big budget, bling-bling, Christmas out the extravaganza. By Christmas day, the show is gone, and my extravaganza needs to empty itself with some much needed alone time. By accident, and boredom, I ended up on this site and now have reason to give thanks again. Great work! Get well soon, and happy holidays.
  • December 26th 2003
  • @ 1344 ZULU

1174 - Tomas Kohl

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Man, I laughed so hard my belly still hurts. You just keep getting better and better. Anyway, I wish you lots of inspiration and whatever you need to keep going in 2004! Thumbs up!
  • December 29th 2003
  • @ 1421 ZULU

1175 - papertiger

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DF - I wasn't going to say anything, but I notice Mr. Merde is also out of business since the 20th. Would that be a nasty American bug you got from that Simon character? Alright, you get plenty of soup and beer nuts. We need you up and in the trenches. Both Merde in France and Dissident Frogman down and out at once. Thank God Pave is back on line.
  • December 30th 2003
  • @ 1038 ZULU

1176 - Joe

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You are the funniest man that ever was. Period. End of histoire. Way yo go dude! Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! regards, Joe
  • January 02nd 2004
  • @ 0145 ZULU

1177 - Barry

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Wwith me in my Flu id state your post was not easy to read let alone focus on the red button to press it? Who is responsible for the spread of "la gripe"? .
  • January 03rd 2004
  • @ 0011 ZULU

1178 - Mamamontezz

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Goodness, I had hoped you would be well by now and posting your take on all things insane in the land of EU. Hope you are at least getting better and are just taking a break. Bon Nouvelle Anee'. (Sorry, my public school education is showing. The intent was honorable.)
  • January 04th 2004
  • @ 0029 ZULU
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