Article copy
One of the great satisfactions of running this blog — when I am indeed actively blogging — lies in the opportunities to connect and interact with so many people of various creeds and countries, all bound by the conviction that our Judeo-Christian civilization1 is so far the supreme achievement of our species, and as such worth defending against all enemies, foreign and domestic.Unfortunately, the trouble with the networking effect of blogs is that once one stops blogging, one doesn't get as much interaction as one used to. If one sees what I mean.
Another very rewarding experience with this blog is to p*** off Islamic rage boys even when I'm not actively blogging.
This is what I call the sustainable satisfaction of being the dissident frogman — like, even when I'm not because one has to earn a living and money doesn't grow on trees. Plus, sustainable is a very modern word, sure to give an edgy tone to this entry.
Anyway, let me share the satisfaction of being me even when I'm not:
"MAka" (possibly not his/her real name) lala1@mid.ci (possibly not his/her real email address), with a very ominous and grammatically confused threat:
to the busty mods, you'll also get ur ass burnt, not by me..... not by any human..Well, dear MAka, I sure wish there was a few busty mods to help around here. I mean, I'm a man's man and we're between adults, so I won't hide the fact that me likey busty2. A lot.
But unfortunately I'm all alone running this thing.
Next, "223" (definitely not his/her real name) has33b_666@hotmail.com (possibly... whatever), presumably one of those poor downtrodden worshippers of Allah in some foreign country where living standards are so low that one can't even afford a full 105 keys keyboard (let alone basic English grammar). Try to read it aloud to entertain your friends:
son of a bitch. haramy .rascal . sucker. watda fuck u hav dun wid da pic of kaaba. dnt u hav shame sucekerererer,fuck u, ur mther and aal ur family,. feel ashamed abt dis luzer. i peray to allah to get ur life coz u shud nt liv in this wrldI'm sorry dear 223, I don't know what "haramy" is. Perhaps a distant cousin of "kutta" ?
I gather you are a bit miffed by watda fuck (I) hav dun wid da pic of kaaba. That pic of kaaba?
Well, okay, maybe I was a bit culturally insensitive with the "Holy Barbecue of Hajj" thing, but quite frankly, dear 223, what's best than cold beer and spicy pork ribs?
No, I mean after busty auxiliaries 3.
On this 1037 AD miniature from the book Jami' al-Tawarikh ("History of the World" or alternatively "Getting your ass burnt with non-humans"), Prophet Muhammad is shown sodomizing the Archangel Gabriel. Called Mi'raj or the Night Ride4, this is but one of Muhammad's documented great miracles, considering that Christian tradition is categorical: angels have no anuses.
Comments
Comments thread (19)
3970 - 2hotel9
2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania
Did it have fire trucks and guns and hookers, too!
3971 - beachkatie
beachkatie
I'm glad were all back!!! :)
3972 - the dissident frogman
the dissident frogman France
Privatei2:
Not discarded, but just a bit late on the moderation duties - sorry about that. Perhaps you can take comfort in knowing that this is nothing compared to my backlog of unanswered emails (mea maxima culpa and profuse apologies). And no, I don't even include Islamic foe-mail.
3974 - tinga-tinga
tinga-tinga
Unknown Jane: Ha ha!
Also, with Chirac's financial background, WTB (What The Blazes - I'm PG-rated) (;-D) is the CINC/POTUS writing letters to him for ANY reason? Oh ... never mind, just figured it out. Chirac knows about passing legislation to innoculate sitting presidents from past financial ... uh ... practices. And winning elections by vast and awe-inspiring majorities that made the likes of Gorby green with envy: "82% ! Je suis L'ELU!" Obama's version: "I won."
3975 - tinga-tinga
tinga-tinga
privatei2
Don't listen to DF's explanation. Even though he sounded reasonable and very calm, and supportive, it was definitely a Missouri-conspiracy. Missouri was first explored by the French, something to remember, and it was Missouri grape vine root stock that saved the French wine industry, All the wine in France depends on American Midwest roots. University of Missouri agonomy department assistance or ... collusion? Coincidence? Think not. Next tme you consider the legs on that glass of imported French wine, remember why they use astroturf on the MU football field instead of real grass.
3976 - 2hotel9
2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania
TT!! Don't forget the cigarette smoking man. Tobacco was a major factor in France remaining in the international forefront, back in the day.(random numbers and monkey wrenches, I love throwing both in!)
3977 - tinga-tinga
tinga-tinga
2hotel9
yes, fuming! As in fumer! As in DF is still smoking! Coicindence? Think not! (:-D)
3978 - the dissident frogman
the dissident frogman France
Entirely true, at least since phylloxera aphids laid what was left of the French vineyards to waste in the late 19th century. Of course, some people would say that phylloxera came from the U.S.A, with wines brought in to fight the powdery mildew.
And then these people would stop, and after of moment of reflexion, add: "coincidence? I think not!"
3983 - tinga-tinga
tinga-tinga
DF:a Midwestern college football culture guide in case you ever have to infiltrate the USA and need to act like a genuine local:
Why does the University of Missouri (MU) use astroturf instead of grass on the football field?
So the MU cheerleaders won't graze.
What does the N on the University of Nebraska football helmets stand for?
Nowledge.
What does Iowa stand for? I Owe the World an Apology