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Let's face it, at best Joan of Arc was a psychopathic jerk, who would have dramatically improved her standard of living if only she'd tolerated the courteous and reinvigorating interaction of at least one Lingam with whatever Yoni she hid under that armor stolen from a brave but unfortunately short Burgundian, instead of venting her frustration repeatedly hitting prostitutes with her state-requisitioned sword from Saint Catherine of Fierbois' personal ex-votos (going as far as breaking it on the back of one of those poor girls, as reported by the chronicler Jean Chartier and by Joan "the Bitch" of Arc's own page, Louis de Coutes).Indeed, French notables assuaging their S&M compulsion with hookers and public resources are just preserving and transmitting centuried traditions of upper-class entertainment in this country (Link via Merde in France).
Now I understand that for the rest of France, Joan of Arc is an early and vivacious symbol of French sovereignty and fighting spirit against the foreigner to establish an illegitimate ruler, but even leaving behind my skepticism when it comes to the appropriateness of replacing the legitimate heir of the throne by a Salic sucker, I'm getting fed up with the lack of imagination of the press when looking for illustrious parallels from the past for noteworthy contemporaneous young women.
And that's particularly true in the case of Sabine Herold, branded "The Joan of Arc of the Liberals" by le Figaro. (as usual, we mean classical Liberalism here, not the diversion of the term by Michael "The Deceptionist" Moore and the American Left).
I honestly fail to see the slighest similitude between her and Joan the Bitch of Arc.
If you weren't distracted by your Yoni, your Lingam or someone else's in paragraph one, you probably noticed already that it is a compliment.
As a fact, if I was ten years younger, I would probably propose her, while I would have been totally disgusted at the simple idea of my Lingam having anything to do with Joan of Arc's Yoni.
Heww. Even with the armor on.
Lazy journalists, cheap analogies, Joan kiss my yellow shiny Arc, grouches the dissident frogman. (All right, it's not yellow anymore. Thanks for caring.)
Anyway, Sabine Herold stands up against the republic's clergy and with her organization Liberté j'écris ton nom, is arranging a rally to support
Definitely the kind of Sabine really worth abducting and yes, I do enjoy to arbitrarily expose the extent of my classical culture with point blank, out of context remarks such as this one.
The rally is planned for Sunday, June 15th, 16:00 at the Châtelet plaza, Paris. More information here.
And let's drop Joan of Arc once and for all for pity's sake.
The only feminine heroine we need should stand up to compare with Lady Thatcher.
Not less.
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