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Judging by some emails I received lately, there seems to be a great deal of confusion with my ongoing "Pinkos Get the Mickey" program.Remember comrades (Little "c". I'm just trying to reconquer this term that was once hijacked by some of the worst gravediggers of the human rights in History.) there's a good reason why the high resolution version of this brilliant, outstanding, flabbergasting, absogoddamlutely super tip-top¹ "Marx Gets the Mickey" design (featuring the not less tip-top Leftist-Spanking tagline: "In effect, Marx is dealing with pre-capitalist conditions, and ignoring the truth which stared him in the face: THE MORE CAPITAL, THE LESS SUFFERING.") is not directly available on the site.
It's the prize. Of the contest.
I know you want it bad. You dream about it. You've lost all appetite. You're dying to spend the next ritual week-end at your in-laws, who happen to be such a bunch of moronic Champagne Socialists (but as far as their daughter is okay, this is just like a cold in winter. Wipe until it pass.) and take place at the diner table sporting it, just to feel the sudden drop of temperature (and that wouldn't be superfluous these days, although it's propitious for cold.) or as lep, who is one of the ten lucky fellows owning the original CafePress manufactured collector of the miChey Guevarra version (and moved his blog here by the way - it's in French, mind you), recount in the comments here, you're quivering out of the envy to go to work with it, and experience the Pinkos Get the Mickey effect on the way (er, subway actually).
Hell, you could even try to bribe me² maybe?
Anyway. This Mickey Marx thingy... You want it? You want it damn wild bad?
How bad?
Read the rules again: it's a win-win contest. A free lunch kind of thing.
So show me what you did with the Che. And you'll get it.
Don't forget: I want a photo of somebody with the miChey tee.
Be it you striding proudly the alleys at UC Berkeley, Lenin's mummy rotting in the sarcophagus or even your dog pissing on a sarcophagus with a mummy of Lenin rotting in it, wathever.
Your call.
1. the dissident frogman was once called -- by either a stinky left wing fascist or by a stinky right wing fascist, who knows. They
Which is cool.
It's just about time to start acting like one.
2. I have news for you: you can try. There's a Paypal button, in the right column on the home page.
But failed bribery attempts are not refundable, mark my word.
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