Well, let's make a deal then: you let me borrow your John Rhys-Davies ([url=http://sofiasideshow.com/archives/000137.html#000137]http://sofiasideshow.com/archives/000137.html#000137[/url]) and I'll lend you my Roger L. Simon.
And let's see if you too are going to be offered his last novel by the master himself, WITH a dedication. Ha!
"Just to rub salt in some people's wounds" was it?