Hamilton, while you are busy running words through dictionary.com, suggest you look up "humor" and "sarcasm". They must not exist where you live.
"peeper tagger" LOL!
Superb Paper Tiger, superb! Especially like the line about the blogsphere blender. Very clever. Got to wonder what keeps ol' Dan hanging on these days.
Drive down that long highway, Tiger, head east. Frogman, start swimming. Go west, young frog, go west. The margaritas will be on me.