Papertiger,
Now, that is not the attitude to have at all! One can be a skilled artisan at so many things--spear fishing, comgat. Eh?
Moi? Entertainer! Radiates attractive warmth and optimism. Smooth, witty, charming, clever. Fun to be around. Very generous. (I swear I am not making this up.)
No, you can't borrow any money.