Valerie:
Well, err, first things first: let me see those Swiss bank account numbers and I'll examine all brides' requests.
Valerie the other, AKA Valerie the Valkyrie (with an axe and a pump-action shotgun):
[" So, ahem, DF how much would you say you eat in a month? "]
I was under the impression that, of all the people, YOU should know about that.
After all, you're the one directly responsible for my addiction to salsa dips and Texas Kicker and Blazin' Saddle.
Potty trained. POTTY TRAINED?
I can't believe I'm reading this in the dacha's comments.
Believe it or not, but checking the log files yesterday, I saw that somebody came here via a search on alltheweb.com with the keywords "home" and "spanking".
I'm going to be extra careful with upcoming adoption requests, mark my words.