Damian,
Perhaps Jacques et Co. should borrow an old tune from the Lefites of yore? It really does lend itself to so many things important to M. Chirac....
Hey Hey! Ho! Ho!
Religious symbols have to go!
Hey Hey! Ho! Ho!
China ain't so bad ya know!
Hey Hey! Ho! Ho!
Quite certain there are plenty of burned out old dog radicals lolling around San Francisco who could teach him the melody.