DF: I don't know about the "marriage of convenience" idea, but I would consider adopting you as my son, if you like. Or, if you would prefer to take your chances, try http://www.agreaterdate.com/Categories/Republican.htm. But are you going to leave poor Sabine Herold all alone?
vindavent: I salute you and your remarkable country. It was one of our great models. Maintaining your peace, liberty, and independence in such a neighborhood is no small accomplishment. Perhaps you can help us teach the Iraqis to get along despite different languages and religions. We would be willing to double whatever the Pope pays, if your fellows still have that job.