Old L Gore Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get his poor dog a bone.
The Dog starved to death,
While holding his breath,
While L explained the need to invest in projects to reduce energy consumption around the world
by purchasing carbon offsets which would in turn, stimulate new technologies that make up for the amount of CO2 produced, by funding eco-friendly projects elsewhere, counteracting man-made global warming and in turn saving the planet and thereby all of humanity, while accepting small personal accolade for An Inconvenient Truth, Earth in the Balance, with which the Unibomber was so enamored with and the Nobel Prize.
Old L Gore Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get his poor dog a bone.
The Dog starved to death,
While holding his breath,
While L explained the need to invest in projects to reduce energy consumption around the world
by purchasing carbon offsets which would in turn, stimulate new technologies that make up for the amount of CO2 produced, by funding eco-friendly projects elsewhere, counteracting man-made global warming and in turn saving the planet and thereby all of humanity, while accepting small personal accolade for An Inconvenient Truth, Earth in the Balance, with which the Unibomber was so enamored with and the Nobel Prize.