Cher Alpha Frognam,
Now, don't make the ladies fight over you. There's plenty of Frogman to go around.
Valerie,
"Just thinking of the children, uh, tadpoles, ...." Uh-huh, sure. I know what you were thinking. Sorry, tant pis pour nous, Val-sister. Life is not fair. (So, sis, shall we get to work on those polygamy laws?)