the dissident frogman

20 years and 5 months ago

Au Bonheur Des Dames

the dissident frogman

Necrothreading much?

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Unfortunately, unluckily, alas, sadly, too bad, pity, dammit, OhMyGodICan'tBelieveIt such compelling reader's emails are not as frequent as I could wish:
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Colleen [mailto:xxxx@xxxxx.net]
>Sent: Sunday, September 14, 2003 5:07 PM
>To: the dissident frogman
>Subject: Love you, frogman!
>
>I have decided to return to my French lessons, now that I know there are Frenchmen like you.
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>I want to wear Frogman T-Shirts. I want to have frogman babies.
>
>colleen
Always a pleasure to oblige a Lady.

It took me some time but the T-Shirt is ready and willing... Ahh, no that would be me.

All right, this is the design (click for the large view):
And the store is here.

The *cough* other *cough* request is an excellent idea (you bet... Sorry).
Indeed, one way to push our anti-Idiotarian agenda (and to get... Sorry) forward could be to reproduce ourselves (Oh boy! Oh b... Sorry) at a frenetic (Yeah that's my middle nam... Sorry) rate.

I'm as ready as Colleen is to sacrifice my career, my life, my fortune and my Mister Coffee for The Cause. Can't wait.

I just need an emergency cold shower right now.

But when I'm back, I want a full list of Qualified Frogfans volunteering for the frenetic frogman program.

Next, they can get their official uniform.

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Malheureusement, manque de pot, hélas, tristement, c'est trop bête, dommage, bon sang, OhMonDieuJ'yCroisPas d'aussi irrésistibles emails de lectrices ne sont pas aussi fréquents que je le pourrai souhaiter :
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Colleen [mailto:xxxx@xxxxx.net]
>Sent: Sunday, September 14, 2003 5:07 PM
>To: the dissident frogman
>Subject: Je t'aime, frogman!
>
>J'ai décidé de reprendre mes leçons de français, maintenant que je sais qu'il y a des français comme toi.
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>Je veux porter des T-Shirts du Frogman. Je veux avoir des enfants du frogman.
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>colleen
C'est toujours un plaisir d'obliger une Dame.

Cela m'a pris un peu de temps, mais le T-Shirt est prêt et disposé... Ahh, non ça c'est moi en fait.

Bref, c'est le design (cliquez pour la vue large):
Et la boutique est ici.

L' *tousse* autre *tousse* demande est une excellente idée (tu parles que... Désolé).
En effet, l'un des moyens de faire avancer notre position anti-Stupidiste (et aussi de... Désolé) pourrait être de nous reproduire (Oh mon gars! Oh m... Désolé) à une allure frénétique (Ouais, c'est mon deuxième prénom celui l... Désolé)

Je suis aussi disposé que Colleen à sacrifier ma carrière, ma vie, ma fortune et ma machine à café Pour La Cause. Sans attendre.

J'ai juste besoin d'une douche froide en urgence, là maintenant.

Mais à mon retour, je veux la liste complète des Frogfans Qualifiées qui sont volontaires pour le frénétique frogman programme.

Elles pourront ensuite percevoir leur uniforme officiel.

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926 - Jennifer

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I want to have Frogman tadpoles.

927 - the dissident frogman

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  • the dissident frogman France

They have big glasses, black plastic suits, webbed feet, oxygen cans on the back and a big crush on Texan spicy food. Think you can handle that Jennifer?
Time to take sides

928 - Jennifer

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Anything from you, Frogman!!!

930 - Valerie, the other

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  • Valerie, the other

Valerie, Are you trying to throw cold water on this party? These particular tadpoles would follow in the, er, footsteps of their pere and be brave, strong, and clever. I think they would be more than a match for any weenie-chef de cuisisne.

931 - Valerie

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Valerie, the other: Just thinking of the children, uh, tadpoles, Val. Hee. Hee. ;) Here's some music for the little ones to listen to in their nursery ponds... http://www.rompin.com/frogs_sum.htm.

932 - the dissident frogman

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  • the dissident frogman France

[[now taking a comfortable position in his armchair, strutting about the perspective of a fierce catfight over himself, of which should normally emerge the alpha Frogfan. Got to love that behavioral science.]]
Time to take sides

933 - Valerie, the other

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  • Valerie, the other

Cher Alpha Frognam, Now, don't make the ladies fight over you. There's plenty of Frogman to go around. Valerie, "Just thinking of the children, uh, tadpoles, ...." Uh-huh, sure. I know what you were thinking. Sorry, tant pis pour nous, Val-sister. Life is not fair. (So, sis, shall we get to work on those polygamy laws?)

934 - Carine

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Valerie, I think the other you is right. Take Bernard Loiseau: we all know what happened when he learnt the news about the new tadpole generation. (Now call me insensitive and disrespectful, I don't care. As far as I'm concerned, I have never eaten or cooked Frog's Legs with Garlic Purée and Parsley Jus.) DF, I think you mentioned once that you had a brother... Actually, I remember very well ;)

935 - le gnarf

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Je sais vous etes chez vous, je n'ai qu'a aller voir ailleurs si je ne suis pas content... mais je suppose que si vous laissez la place aux commentaires, c'est justement pour avoir un retour. Je trouve que vous avez bien raison d'etre fier de ce que vous faites, fier des messages que vous recevez...mais ce serait bien que ces articles de satisfaction viennent en plus des articles plus passionants, pas a la place...sinon c'est la grosse tete qui guette...et le contenu du site qui s'evapore...