Wasn't this a Peter Paul and Mary song?
"I'm In Love With a Big Blue Frog
A Big Blue Frog loves me
It's not as bad as it appears
He's charming and he's 6-foot-3"
Sorry to bring up such leftie-lovin' lefties in the dacha, but as I see it, I've got to get some scant return on my wasted Democrat upbringing.