Beo:
I'm saddened that you could think I would use coercion against anybody - including a pig - to carry such a terrible burden.
And I thought I repeatedly demonstrated, in these very pages, how respectful I was of individual freedom and responsibility. What a dishonor. What an infamy.
Please feel relieved to learn that the pig volunteered, of his own free will.
Confronted to his glorious decision, all I could do was bow down and commend him for his sacrifice.
Brother Pig, let it be said now and here: thou shall not have wrapped Yasser Afatcrap in vain!