the dissident frogman

12 years and 9 months ago

Bottom stories from the bottom, part 1

Well, at least, is it a sustainable solvent?

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And now for a small stack of news most of the world really does not care about: a few things French that just happened to happen around about now.

This is part 1 of 3.

Watermelon Cécile Duflot, France's Green party national secretary, married the brother of Holier-Than-Thou Social Justice mountebank and wife killer Bertrand "Bone Breaker" Cantat1 and has conceived a fourth child, casting in the process a much somber perspective on the future of this country, as the Leftists' reproduction rate in France becomes almost as alarming as the Islamic one.

Those culturally superior parents of the child named the poor thing Térébentine, explicitly after the common noun térébenthine (muted "H" removed), which is the French word for the turpentine oil solvent.

No, I am absolutely, definitely, totally not kidding you.

As a result, let it be known that I'm available and looking for a fine woman who shares my utmost skepticism2 towards man-made global warming and my passion for muscle cars, and will accept to bear a child whom we shall lovingly call Gasoline — if she happens to be a girl3.
  1. There's no such thing as funny coincidences when it comes to who shags who among the French Intelligentsia.
  2. Bordering largely on unabated and reasoned denial.
  3. If he's a boy, I was thinking of calling him American, and possibly add Remington as a second name. American Remington Frogman, now that has quite a ring I shall think.

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