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And now for a small stack of news most of the world really does not care about: a few things French that just happened to happen around about now.This is part 1 of 3.
Watermelon Cécile Duflot, France's Green party national secretary, married the brother of Holier-Than-Thou Social Justice mountebank and wife killer Bertrand "Bone Breaker" Cantat1 and has conceived a fourth child, casting in the process a much somber perspective on the future of this country, as the Leftists' reproduction rate in France becomes almost as alarming as the Islamic one.
Those culturally superior parents of the child named the poor thing Térébentine, explicitly after the common noun térébenthine (muted "H" removed), which is the French word for the turpentine oil solvent.
No, I am absolutely, definitely, totally not kidding you.
As a result, let it be known that I'm available and looking for a fine woman who shares my utmost skepticism2 towards man-made global warming and my passion for muscle cars, and will accept to bear a child whom we shall lovingly call Gasoline — if she happens to be a girl3.
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3275 - TooTall
TooTall Utah
[quote]As a result, let it be known that I'm available and looking for a fine woman who shares my utmost skepticism2 towards man-made global warming and my passion for muscle cars, and will accept to bear a child whom we shall lovingly call Gasoline — if she happens to be a girl3.[/quote]
No, no, my friend. To be politically correct you need to look to alternative energy sources. Solar would be more in line with fighting global warming.
3277 - the dissident frogman
the dissident frogman France
Sorry my friend, but 20 years from now I want that child, when she turns an adult, to be secure in the knowledge that her genitors kept their heads cool, their politics staunchly incorrect and never gave in under the pressure of the early 21st century Neo-Primitives.
Solar? Bah! Gasoline it is.
3278 - TooTall
TooTall Utah
Well, O.K. but I don't think Al Gore will invite you to fly on his jet. (wink)
3282 - Iwo Gina
Iwo Gina Maryland
And what do you think of "Petrol" if it's a boy?
3284 - DaToad
DaToad Glendale, AZ, USA
Good one, IWO!
I was thinking of Benzine for a boy and maybe Ethylene for a girl.
3285 - Iwo Gina
Iwo Gina Maryland
Toad: ROFLMAO!!
:-))
3287 - Mike H.
Mike H. Spokane, Wa
Da kid is going to have to figure out which of her parents she hates the most. It should be against the law for some people to have control over any living and animate thing, they shouldn't be allowed to make their own decisions.
3316 - Max
Max
Two men are in a locked room. One is armed with a knife and the other with an M16. Who wins the fight?
The man with the will to kill.