Here, take my keys

12 years and one month ago

Here, take my keys

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It's with great pleasure that I welcome a steady flow of new members' registrations, following without a doubt my first appearance in moving pictures on the Internet — proof that one can make many friends simply by acting stupid AND YET keeping one's clothes on.

A quick info/reminder:

Welcome. Have fun, even with your clothes on.


Hey, where's all the stuff?

I am rebuilding the site from the ground up.

As of October 15, 2019, only basic blogging is implemented.

Features that were previously available—and a bunch of new ones—are still under (re)construction, and will be deployed gradually as soon as they are ready. That includes the site-wide search engine, the blogroll, membership registration and, well, more...

So all the stuff is coming back?

Yes, thank you for your patience.

Note that some of the legacy content (anything I published before the current redesign) may not display as expected—this will be addressed in the future.


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  • Theo Spark

Can I post the vid onto my site, pleeeese!

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  • the dissident frogman France

Theo, I’ll barter you the vid for 72 totties. What say you?

Time to take sides

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  • Theo Spark

Maybe a mega totty dump in your honour, cannot manage 72 because of space. There again I may try doing a totty vid if I get the time.

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  • Papa Ray West Texas

Hey..I finally found you again. Long ago, I read your scrabblings and scribblings and then lost you in the maze that is the web. Theo led me back to you. See you have a new blog, which looks snazzy and functional.

But I can’t seem to find any Totties?

Your right, I don’t like to have to register to leave my droppings and I hate it when you have to sign in or otherwise put up with such things.

But, such is life, that is if you want to keep the spambots and other creepy crawlers out of your comment section.

Nothing to say now. My Sweet Sarah wants on the computer anyway. So see you next time.

Buy More Ammo!!

Papa Ray

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  • floridasuzie Florida

DF, I’ll take your keys if you have a nice ride, throw ‘em :)

Iwo Gina, I think you have a birthday coming up, since I’m leaving on vacation in the morning I’ll say an early Happy Birthday now, hope you enjoy your day.


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  • Opus Rex

Excellent vid! Glad to see more effort on the blog too.

America is not a t war
The Us Military is at war
America is at The Mall
And Congress is out to lunch!

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  • Iwo Gina Maryland

Suzie: Thanks, Hon! I’ve got a bottle of Jim Beam that I’m planning to crack open - I’ll drink to your health and to you having a safe trip and a wonderful time on your holidays! We’ll miss you till your return.

Iwo Gina :coolsmile: