the dissident frogman

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the dissident frogman

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Now that I have the attention of the male heterosexual audience and awakened the suspicious vigilance of the female one (even when they're not related to the former), I'm glad to tell you that I just had the pleasure and the honor to create a design for the French American Ladies at E-nough!

They've been somewhat obsessed with a certain Texan rider lately - which will annoy the rest of us ordinary superheroes - but you know how it goes right?

Women. Can't Live With Them; Can't Shoot Them.

But you can read them.

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Maintenant que j'ai l'attention de l'audience mâle hétérosexuelle et éveillé la suspicion vigilante de l'audience féminine (même lorsqu'elle n'est pas apparentée aux premiers), je suis heureux de vous annoncer que j'ai eu le plaisir et l'honneur de créer un design pour les Ladies Franco-Américaines d'E-nough!

Elles ont été pratiquement obsédées par un certain chevaucheur texan dernièrement - ce qui va agacer le restant d'entre nous, super héros ordinaires - mais vous savez ce qu'il en est, n'est ce pas ?

Les femmes. On ne peut pas vivre avec ; On ne peut pas les tuer.

Mais on peut les lire.

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I own, built and run this place. In a previous life I was not French but sadly, I died.

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1538 - Beck

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Top quality work as always. I just recently realized that the "The State is Not Your Friend" wallpaper I downloaded from Samizdata was your design as well. I don't guess you take requests?

1539 - Mitch

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Cool site! May I ask who was the model for the graphic?

1540 - Valerie, Texas

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"Can't Shoot Them." What is up with that statement Oh Green &arty One? You sound jealous of The Boss.... Don't be. Those rubbery legs of yours probably look real cute in a little black pair of bicycle shorts.

1541 - andy

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Get yourself over to the "eye candy" girls at e-nough. They are smart, witty, and fun!

1542 - the dissident frogman

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Beck: I actually designed all of Samizdata's wallpapers. They were part of the redesign package they commissioned me for. As for requests, well, I'd say it goes on a "as time permits" basis. But I'm open to suggestions, yes. Mitch: I'd love to brag that she's sitting in my office at the moment, but I must confess she was ("their were", in fact) some cutie named "Google" I think. Oh well. Val: You Texans are supposed to be boorish simpletons while we French do the sophisticated snide stuff. Please behave according to the role model carved for you by the French press, and stop undermining their vague remnants of credibility, as your President already do. Gee, we're talking about people's jobs here for Chrissake! The Great Frogman of War in a little black pair of bicycle shorts? Oh the outrage.
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1543 - Patrick Carroll

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The quote you really want to use is: Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash. -- Emo Phillips

1544 - B. Durbin

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As far as "things I'd like to see df do" list goes, I think an Instapundit reader had a good suggestion: http://instapundit.com/archives/016831.php Basically, I thought it would fit well in your propaganda bureau. If I had any Flash chops (and, well, Flash) I'd try my hand at it, but I just have to pass the ideas along...