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WARNING: A lot of bogus information and falsehood is being relayed, based on some serious misuderstanding of the following article.
Before you jump to conclusions, before you decide to post about it on your site, blog or forum, it is crucial that you read this article that provides essential information on this issue that may not be as bad as it's being reported. Thanks.
UPDATE:
Final words from the dissident frogman and miscellaneous apologies here

I'm just coming back from Normandy and still have to unpack, but I wanted to offer you a new game to play, particularly if you're in for a D-Day tour this summer.

If you planned it, you may want to cancel your visit to the Musée Mémorial de la Bataille de Normandie (Memorial Museum of the Battle of Normandy) in Bayeux.

Unless you would like to play this game, I told you about.

It's called: "Guess what's missing at a museum dedicated to the Battle of Normandy, 1944?"

Let's see if you're as good at this game as the dissident frogman:

1) Guess what's missing on an empty pole, around a monument to the liberators in the Museum's park up front?



2) Guess what's missing in an empty space in the lapel pin's display case at the Museum's shop?



3) Guess what's missing on an empty pedestal on top of the Museum shop's checkout, at the exit?



That game is piece of cake right?

I could fire up a ferocious comment but I'm still disgusted by these three "coincidences".
What's more, I couldn't get any lucid and convincing explanation for this "fortuitous" accrual.

But maybe you can:

Bayeux's Mayor office:
cabinetdumaire@mairie-bayeux.fr

The Memorial Museum:
museedelabataille@free.fr
Boulevard Fabian Ware - 14400 Bayeux
Phone : +33 (0)2 31 51 46 90
Fax : +33 (0)2 31 51 46 91

As a reference, the direct link to this post is:
http://www.thedissidentfrogman.com/dacha/000185.html

Next year, we'll commemorate the 60 years of D-Day and the beginning of the liberation of Europe, from the West (on the East, the Red Army led a conquest war, multiplying the exactions. Not a liberation one).

I'm sure the Museum's administration or Bayeux's town hall (which, in fact, I suspect to be the same) can come up with a good reason for this weighty absence.

And explain us the game's rules.

UPDATE:
From Bulgaria, Jkrank weights in at Sofia Sideshow, with an inspiring template, in case you'd want to ask the Museum's staff to explain the game's rules.

Jkrank is not the mean-spirited type.

Fortunately.

Else, he would have written down the address of the Museum and suggested an idea that would add to the already prodigious records of international aid coming from the United States.

He's just too magnanimous in my opinion.

Don't forget about the Mayor's office though.

UPDATE II:
You might want to have a closer look...

the empty pole
the empty space
the empty pedestal
UPDATE III:
For our third rate experts in photo editing who swallow without bating an eye the assertions of any given dictator when he swear he's peaceful even though he "slightly" exterminated a part of his population sometimes but detect a plot in humble photos such as the ones illustrating this post, there goes the high resolution versions.
Careful, it's heavy.

the empty pole
the empty space
the empty pedestal

And oh... I'm not going back on that anymore. Those who want to believe these pictures are fakes are probably those who bought Meyssan's lamentable theory. So yeah, no plane crashed on the Pentagone, these pictures have been doctored and the CIA is responsible for all the misery in the world.

Thanks for not leaving your alternative reality too often.

WARNING: A lot of bogus information and falsehood is being relayed, based on some serious misuderstanding of the following article.
Before you jump to conclusions, before you decide to post about it on your site, blog or forum, it is crucial that you read this article that provides essential information on this issue that may not be as bad as it's being reported. Thanks.
UPDATE II:
Final words from the dissident frogman and miscellaneous apologies here


Expect more about Normandy in the coming days - Joe is fine though, but I have a few things to say and show you about Tommy.

However, coffee first. And unpacking.
Dirty underwear, missing socks to generate a usable pair, joy of the world traveler.

I'm awfully late with the mail. I was before leaving for Normandy and of course, it got worse.
My sincere apology to all the people who wrote me lately and are expecting an answer.

That rules out the pathetic assclown coming from the company that fences the State monopoly on the routing of written correspondence - as a fact, you should be slaving away to pretend you're deserving the salary your employer is stealing partly in my pocket, instead of spending the day browsing the Web and voicing afflictive opinions in a chancy French, you feckless parasite.

Nevertheless I will write back to the friends, I promise.

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Avant que vous ne tiriez des conclusions, avant que vous ne décidiez de poster à ce sujet sur votre site, blog ou forum, il est crucial que vous lisiez cet article qui fournit des informations essentielles sur cette situation qui n'est peut être pas aussi grave que cela est en train d'être rapporté. Merci.
MISE Á JOUR II :
Derniers mots du dissident frogman et diverses excuses ici

Je viens juste de rentrer de Normandie et il me faut déballer mes valises, mais je voulais vous proposer un nouveau jeu, particulièrement si vous envisagiez une tournée Jour-J cet été.

Si vous l'aviez mis au programme, vous voudrez peut être annuler la visite au Musée Mémorial de la Bataille de Normandie à Bayeux.

Sauf si vous avez envie de jouer au jeu en question, bien entendu.

C'est : "Devinez ce qui manque dans un musée dédié à la Bataille de Normandie, 1944 ?"

Voyons si vous êtes aussi doué à ce jeu que le dissident frogman :

1) Devinez ce qui manque sur un mât vide autour d'une stèle dédiée aux libérateurs, dans le parc du musée, juste devant ?



2) Devinez ce qui manque dans un espace vide dans la vitrine des pin's de la boutique du musée ?



3) Devinez ce qui manque dans un socle vide sur les caisses de la boutique du musée, à la sortie ?



Super fastoche ce jeu, pas vrai ?

Je pourrais lâcher un commentaire féroce mais je suis toujours écoeuré par ces trois "coïncidences".
De plus, je n'ai pas pu obtenir d'explication claire et convaincante pour cette accumulation "fortuite".

Mais peut-être le pouvez vous :

Cabinet du maire de Bayeux :
cabinetdumaire@mairie-bayeux.fr

Le Musée Mémorial :
museedelabataille@free.fr
Boulevard Fabian Ware - 14400 Bayeux
Tél. : 02 31 51 46 90
Fax : 02 31 51 46 91

A titre de référence, le lien direct vers ce post est:
http://www.thedissidentfrogman.com/dacha/000185.html

L'année prochaine, nous célébrerons les 60 ans du Jour-J et le début de la libération de l'Europe par l'Ouest (à l'Est, l'Armée Rouge à mené une guerre de conquête, en multipliant les exactions. Pas une guerre de libération).

Je suis certain que l'administration du Musée ou la Mairie de Bayeux (qu'en fait je soupçonne de ne former qu'une seule entité) peuvent nous donner une bonne raison pour cette pesante absence.

Et nous expliquer les règles du jeu.

MISE A JOUR :
De Bulgarie, Jkrank entre dans l'arène à Sofia Sideshow, avec un modèle de lettre inspirateur, au cas où vous voudriez demander les règles du jeu à l'équipe du Musée.

Jkrank n'est pas un méchant homme.

Heureusement.

Sinon, il aurait reproduit l'adresse du musée et suggéré une idée qui s'ajouterait au score déjà prodigieux de l'aide internationale en provenance des États Unis.

Il est bien trop magnanime à mon avis.

N'oubliez pas le cabinet du Maire, au fait.
MISE A JOUR II :
Vous voudrez peut être voir cela de plus près...

le mât vide
l'espace vide
le socle vide
MISE A JOUR III :
A l'usage de nos experts en retouche à la petite semaine qui avalent sans broncher les affirmations du premier dictateur venu lorsqu'il jure ses grand dieux que ses intentions sont pacifiques même si il lui est déjà arrivé de "légèrement" exterminer sa population mais décèlent le complot dans d'humbles photos telles celles qui illustrent ce post, voici les versions haute résolution.
'tention, c'est lourd.

le mât vide
l'espace vide
le socle vide

Et à propos, je ne reviens plus là dessus. Ceux qui veulent croire que ces photos sont truquées sont probablement les mêmes que ceux qui s'accrochent à la lamentable théorie de Meyssan. Alors ouais, aucun avion ne s'est crashé sur le Pentagone, ces photos sont truquées et la CIA est responsable de toute la misère du monde.

Merci de ne pas quitter votre réalité alternative trop souvent.

ATTENTION: beaucoup de fausses informations sont actuellement relayées, se basant sur des incompréhensions de l'article suivant.
Avant que vous ne tiriez des conclusions, avant que vous ne décidiez de poster à ce sujet sur votre site, blog ou forum, il est crucial que vous lisiez cet article qui fournit des informations essentielles sur cette situation qui n'est peut être pas aussi grave que cela est en train d'être rapporté. Merci.
MISE Á JOUR II :
Derniers mots du dissident frogman et diverses excuses ici


Attendez vous à plus à propos de la Normandie dans les jours qui viennent - Joe va bien, cela dit, mais j'ai deux ou trois choses à vous dire et à vous montrer à propos de Tommy.

Mais d'abord, café. Et déballage.
Sous-vêtements sales, chaussettes manquantes pour générer une paire utilisable, joies du globe-trotter.

Je suis affreusement en retard avec les emails. Je l'étais avant de partir pour la Normandie et bien entendu, cela s'est encore gâté.
Mes excuses sincères à ceux qui m'ont écrit et attendent une réponse.

Cela exclut le pathétique cul de clown en provenance de l'entreprise receleuse du monopole d'État pour l'acheminement de la correspondance papier - vous devriez d'ailleurs bosser pour faire semblant de mériter le salaire que votre employeur vole en partie dans ma poche, au lieu de passer vos journées à surfer et à exprimer d'affligeantes opinions en un français douteux, inepte parasite.

Mais je répondrais aux amis, c'est promis.

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286 - Matt Taylor. Dallas, TX

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  • Matt Taylor. Dallas, TX

It is unwise to jump to conclusions, especially when you are holding an entire nation to blame for what could have been a prank or demonstration by students. As an American, I am angry at those specific French people who would do such a thing, but as an open minded American, I also know that there are French (although admittedly few) who support the US. I wont fall victim to stereotyping an entire country. We should not hold this as evience as the opinion of the entire country of france any more than a group of protesters in Berkley protesting the war in Iraq. We both have our embarrassing knuckleheads.
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287 - the dissident frogman

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  • the dissident frogman France

#59 : Nice try. In case my comment is already forgotten, let me remind the "zooming artists" in the audience that beside the 800 pixels wide versions I added in the update, I can provide the full scale high res 300 dpi shots. That way, you'll be able to zoom at your heart's content and hopefully make a difference between photo editing and JPEG compression artefacts...
Time to take sides
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288 - fuck france

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i dont care, cuz i hate france and hope they all die and nothing they do will ever bother me cuz i know they are all just a bunch of assholes. this just proves it further.
  • July 01st 2003
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289 - T. Hartin

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Nice try, investigator, but to me it looks like the clips used for attaching the flag are still on the rope, which has been run up to the top of the flagpole. You will note a "blemish" at the very top of the rope and an identical "blemish" partway down. You will also note that the rope is not visible on the flagpoles that have flags on them because the wind direction on the flags has pulled the ropes around the poles. The flagless pole has the rope hanging straight down. If he photoshopped the flag out, he must have also photoshopped the rope with the clips in. Very accomplished photoshopping. Incredibly so, one might say.
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290 - John Haddock

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It is so sad how petty our world has become, but being an optimist, I am willing to think that these items have been removed to prevent their desecration.
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291 - Stone

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As a photo-retoucher I am going to have to disagree with #60. It could be VERY easy to doctor these photos. They look a little to sharp on the deges on the flag poles. They could be TWO photos (and they look like it) The Flags and the trees. As for the cork board, there is some slight blurring that you get when you clone a pattern. Besides, I have been privy to the information that the country of France is planning a HUGE display of compassion and thanks to the American People on the 4th of July of this year. I can't really go into detail, but it is going to be a very poignant display of friendship. We should also remember that without the help of France in our Revoultionary war, England would have crushed the Revolutionaries. France provided much needed money AND warships. Yes, I am a full-blooded American Patriot. I just believe that any country has the right to choose whether or not to go to war.
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292 - Val Prieto

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It is obviuos that the french are revising history to suit their anti-American sentiments. I am at a complete loss for words, four letter ones excluded.
  • July 01st 2003
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293 - Richard R

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Gee, Stone, what are they planning, an amphibious assault on Liberty Island? In 2000 I spent $1500 on French wine. In 2003, nothing. And for the rest of my life, nothing.
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294 - Al

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Too many responses on this comment board belie a sense of self-righteousness and superiority that seems to pervade much of the American mindset today. This depresses me to no end. For the record, I am an American, and I do believe the military action led by the U.S. in recent months were the "right thing" to do. I personally am convinced that there was a clear need to deal with the situation. Having said that, why is it necessary to villify anyone who believes strongly in a position that doesn't happen to line up with ours? There are people in France (and indeed the rest of the world) who looked at the situation, carefully considered the options, and came to a different conclusion that the people and/or government in the U.S. Does that mean that their position is any less tenable than ours? Does it merit them them the label of "traitor" any more than we deserve the label of "arrogant bully"? I fail to see why people can't stand to have others disagree with them without resorting to petty ad hominem attacks. This kind of behavior just seems to suggest a fundamental closed-mindedness that I would like to think is the exception, not the rule, in the American society. Someone above commented that he/she found it "funny that people would assume the worst" about the situation, where the "worst" was implied to be the assumption that the photos were doctored. This is exceptionally amusing. I look at it differently...I also find it funny, but to me, the assumption of the worst is that this is some sort of gesture sanctioned by the government and indicative of the French hatred for us. To me, it looks like someone decided to express his/her personal opinion in this rather childish manner. Why is everyone "assuming the worst" and trying to find the interpretation that tends to foster these nasty emotions?
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295 - jacitelli

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"We should also remember that without the help of France in our Revoultionary war, England would have crushed the Revolutionaries. France provided much needed money AND warships." I'm sorry, but some clarification is due here. The French got involved in the Revolutionary war ONLY after the new Americans proved that the they could beat the English on the battlefield. Sometime after the battle of Yorktown I believe. You see, the French hated the English more than we did. As soon as the new Americans became a safe bet, the French joined in.
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