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13 years and 2 months ago

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The "Breasts not Bombs" campaign must have had some impact.

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Sometimes I don't blog because I really didn't do nuffin', and other times I did had something done but did not get around posting it.

Which is a damn shame, I give you that.

For instance, that parody of a book cover taking a cue from the last Meltdown Mahmoud and mocking the pretentions to cultural lecturing by one Hasan Rahimpur Azghadi1 — whom I shall from now on refer to as just HRA! — on the Sexual Habits of the Westerners2 that sounds more like an exercise in projection during a public psychotherapy session on national Iranian TV than any sort of serious study of the inventive ways we devise to use our organs for optimal sensorial gratification over here in the Hot Wild West, was put together sometime last September, and never posted before3.

Damn shame because I had quite a laugh at it, and if there is one thing that is better than a good laugh, it's a good laugh shared with good friends4, even those with whom you do not make a distributed and inventive use of your — other — organs5 (or not that frequently).

The original clip of HRA! Harbinger of the Downfall of the West Through Sexual Perverszion6 kindly provided by the essential Memri, that digital window on the world and mind of the enemy, is available here.

For those of you who just had a meal and wince at the thought of watching that unshaved and sweaty Iranian Supreme Council pervert indulging some of the worst fantasies that can come out of the mind of a repressed Islamic bigot in front of other sexual offenders in turban, here's a bit of transcript — with a bit of fisking7 thrown in it:
Hasan Rahimpur Azghadi: "[The Westerners] have transgressed all moral boundaries, and that is why their family unit has collapsed. When modesty and chastity are abandoned, soon enough the family falls apart. The husband and wife are no longer satisfied with one another, and they begin having relations with other men and women."
You mean the first level of sexual perversion would be in fact… Polygamy? That is indeed disgusting, even for us Westerners.

In fact, particularly for us Westerners, come to think of it.
"After a while, they start thinking that since they have already experienced this, it is time to try homosexuality."
You know, this tells a lot more about HRA! than is does about you (possibly) and me (definitely). The man obviously knows little about Mankind or has personal issues and uncertainties when it comes to his own orientation.

Sorry HRA! but for any heterosexual, more sex simply means more of the other sex.

And more often if possible, thank you.
"Then, they think this is old-fashioned, and they turn to animals."
Mhmm… No, it just doesn't work like that. For instance, as a male heterosexual I would submit that any Dude old enough to remember Mathilda May as the stark-naked space vampire8 raising havoc with and setting fire to reasonably convincing models of London, England in Tobe Hooper's 1985 Lifeforce9, will not get tired of The Woman's shape and forms anytime soon.

I know she's French, and therefore potentially shaggier10 than the females from other cultures, but still: no goat can stand a chance.
"After a while, when they get bored with this, they turn to small children."
I honestly don't know what's worse with this statement. Therefore, in no specific order:And Hasan Rahimpur Azghadi of the Iranian Supreme Council for the Cultural Revolution has the guts to come and call us child molesters?

Pedophiles can be found in every culture, but we in the West hold that they are the lowest of the low and must be prosecuted to the full extent of the law — though only when the Police can get them before we do. Otherwise, Shoot, Shovel and Shut-Up is a perfectly acceptable alternative — but certainly not worshipped as our culture's leading light — like You-Know-Who (salallahu alayhi wasalaam).

Plus I bet one doesn't get called "camel humper" and "goat f*cker" without at least some cultural trait offering a basis for the caricature of racial slur.

Meaning that I know why I can be called a "Frog" even if I don't eat frogs' legs that often.

Get my drift HRA!?
  1. Of the Iranian Supreme Council for Cultural Revolution, mind you.
  2. Hey, that's us!
  3. Oh boy, was that a long sentence?
  4. Hey, that's you!
  5. Hey that could be you! I mean, if you're available, you know, for a drink or something. You'll have to be a girl though. No, that is not negotiable.
  6. Yep, that's a typo but a lucky one, I find, so I decided to leave it like that. It gives to the word a certain je ne sais quoi that emphasizes HRA!'s sexual repression. Somehow. Okay, it's a bit difficult to explain, but it makes sense from where I stand.
  7. No, despite all appearances — and to the extent of my knowledge — "fisking" is not some funny sexual practice you never knew about before but would very much like to try. Sorry.
  8. And charitably forget about the rest of her career.
  9. No, they don't make movies like that anymore. In hardly 20 years, Hollywood has become a club of pompous asses holding stinking political views that managed to convince itself that its mission in life is to breed and clone limousine lefties such as Sean Penn and George Clooney in droves and animate them on screen for the sole purpose of shoving their "message" down our throats. Fortunately, the laws of Supply and Demand cannot be evaded, and after one Redacted too many, the Beverly Hillbillies are finally beginning to bleed. Boy, does it feel good.
  10. Yeah and smellier too.
  11. No point in being overly sensitive here I guess.

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3249 - TooTall

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I'll hate myself in the morning for writing this but do you have a time machine DF? I notice that this "NEW" post shows to be 11 months, 4 weeks, 2 days, 9 hours and 52 minutes old. Yes, I know it actually is new but it looks like your clock has stopped.

3250 - the dissident frogman

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  • the dissident frogman France

That's rather odd TooTall. Are you reading the post directly on the site, or through a feed reader?

On the site (at least looking from here) it's marked as posted on February 28th 2008, about an hour and a half ago. Do you get someting different?

Time to take sides

3252 - TooTall

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Not any more, now it shows 1 hour and some odd minutes. This was on your home page and not through any special server. I said I'd hate myself in the morning for asking.

3253 - TooTall

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Who knows, I could have been daydreaming about a nubile goat or something per the rantings of HRA.

I notice that in your article you refer to the fact that Iranian children were used as (1 ea.) self-propelled, organic mine detectors, non-reusable. I see that Ahmadinejad said:

[/quote]"Iran is the number one power in the world," Ahmadinejad said Thursday in a speech to the families of those killed in his country's war with Iraq more than 20 years ago. [/quote]

[url=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,333532,00.html]Source [/url]

I guess if they'll believe that they'll believe anything.

3254 - Mike H.

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  • Mike H. Spokane, Wa

Ok, two things here: First, we should remember that it was the father of the Iranian revolution who said that you could bang a female who was still in the crib as long as you didn't damage her. If you did damage her then you had to support her for the rest of her life or until the first honor killing. That was Khomeini the revolter.

Second, I had a memory when I came in here, I seem to have misplaced it. That should explain why I forgot the second point. No problem I'll remember it the next time my computer goes down.

Oh well.

3262 - MOMinuteman

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  • MOMinuteman South East Missouri, U.S.A.

Yeah, LIFEFORCE scarred me for life. After seeing Mathilda as an interstellar vampire, now I can only have MY life force sucked out by smoking hot, dark haired, dark eyed gals with fantastic hooters and asses you can bounce a quarter off of.

What were you saying about a bunch of goat fuckers that need to be nuked off the face of the planet or something like that??

3264 - nyexpat

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Yep; my son and I both agree, more of, and more often!