the dissident frogman

13 years and 3 months ago

I wish more Hollywood actors would speak against Sarah Palin

the dissident frogman

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Frankly the most baffling about the whole Hollywood stardom thing is that they manage to make us forget, or at least overlook, the fact that when you get down to it, all these actors are really nothing more than a bunch of buffoons and jesters—with a large variety of personal issues for many, if not most of them.

See Matt Damon here, who “condemns” Sarah Palin and hear why I believe it’s a good thing. I mean, we have this guy who plays rough, streetwise and corrupt cops in Sorcese’s uninspired gangster movies as well as lean, mean killing machines in the action-rich though memory-short Bourne trilogy. Yet this tough character is stammering and pissing his pants (quote: “this is the scary thing”, “terrifying”, “it’s crazy”) as he shares with us his visions of Sarah Palin descending upon the White House from the frozen forests—and small towns—of Alaska, riding dinosaurs and holding nuclear fire in her right hand as she faces down Vladimir Putin with a hockey stick in the left1.

Now, if among the male American voters with big titanium balls and laugh-in-the-face-of-death tattoos, who hunt Grizzly bears with their Victorinox Spartan 1.3603 just because they believe the bear deserves a chance and a fair fight, there was still anyone feeling a bit embarrassed at the idea of voting for a girl, I reckon Damon’s wimpish exhibition just signed these wild-wild hunks on the Palin ticket.

Score 1 for Sarah.

The same goes for ageing bimbos like Pamela Anderson, caught here exposing the full extend of her wit and reasoning on Sarah Palin—that’s about ten words folks, including one interjection and one expletive—thus demonstrating that if silicon could speak, she’d be more advised to let her boob job do the talking.

Nevertheless, I see that “intervention” as nothing if not positive for Mrs. Palin as well: Anderson looks like a hooker, talks like a hooker and, considering her dedication in a not so distant past to share the full details of her intimacy with the rest of the world, she even acts like one—or at least used to, when she was younger.

So I’ll wager that any female American voter worth her weight in gonads will decide whose side she’s on in less time than it takes Pamela Anderson to open her mouth and *beep* it. Yes, we’re talking a very short time.

Score 2 for Sarah. Next up, Hobo Superstar Nick Nolte speaking out against Sarah Palin?

[Notice: again, if you’re catching this through an RSS reader, you’re not getting the parodic video, so you may want to hit the old-fashioned web page. I know, I know, I must do something about it and push the audio/video enclosures down the XML feed. Look, why don’t you just sue me and call it a day?]

  1. Man, what a babe! I think I'm in love!

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3718 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

Froggy, I like the video! It has a "Max Headroomish" quality to it. Just needs a catchey tune.

3720 - sig94

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Rove's sooper secret agents must be working overtime! As well as earthquakes and hurricanes Rove can now manipulate the thoughts and words of mindless idiots.

I can't think of a more illuminating script than the words which painfully worked their torturous path out of Damon's lips and the golden phrases that tumbled out of Andersons, ahhhhh, (are the kids reading this?) lips.

3721 - bonmotdot

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  • bonmotdot Deep in the Heart of Texas

You genius of a man! Your video is an excellent parody... of the way the MSM screws with interviews and then replays the soundbites ad nauseam to mold the opinions of the lumpenidiot masses. It's the reason smart candidates do not want to do interviews with fools like Charlie Gibson. It's never what you say, it's how they edit it. Though I'm sure you didn't have to tweak Matt's little rant too much.

3723 - JihadGene

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  • JihadGene North Korea, Central California

Palin! Yes, Yes, YES!!!

3724 - sexyrobot

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Goddamnit, i'm glad you're alive.

3726 - Instinct

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  • Instinct San Francisco, CA

The way I approach it is like this. I read all the Hollywood types rants and see who they are most afraid of in the elections - then I go and vote for that person.

Simple really

3728 - Lady Cincinnatus

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  • Lady Cincinnatus Ohio & Kentucky

Oh my gosh, that was funny. Where do we send our checks. Seriously. This was priceless.

3736 - unknown jane

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Sarah Palin: five kids, appears devoted to her family and the people of Alaska whom she governs, owns guns, and hunts (and not of the trophy kind, real hunting)

Pamela Anderson et al.: one word -- plastic

Off topic, but has anyone seen where somebody put pics of Barack and McCain up on HotorNot's website? Guess who won, and was invited to be the HotorNot person of the week? (both pics were taken in their prime). I was impressed (or something of that nature -- a gal can look after all).

So the voters have to choose between war hero/female Reagan mavericks and Professor Chaos/General Disarray waffle kings -- boy, that's a tough one (dripping sarcasm)

3739 - Mikael

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What has Damon against hokey? I mean, sure, it's bizarre game, but then again, so is, like, Pétanque (no offence DF!)

Would Palin be more qualified if she was a Pétanque-mom?

3742 - Karma Dancer

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Dearest DF,

Very, very attractive pictures of the talent in question. Très chic!

;p

I have to admit it is intensely amusing to watch the lepht side of our aisle twist and turn themselves into knots over Ms. Palin's nomination. Here's a lady who -- in fact, not rumour -- represents everything the "women's movement" in this country has insisted those of us with childbearing capacity become. Interesting, isn't it, how the party that represents itself as the pinnacle of tolerance in America reacts to Sarah The Hockey Mom?

Hm...phood for thought.