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Le Blogographe

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Le Blogographe aLmOst KiLLeD Me (sorry, private joke) and the only thing we can blame him (her?) for is not to blog in English. However, if you happen to feel comfortable with French I strongly urge you to read him (her?). He (she?) has this special tone of hysterical sarcastic despair that's characteristic of a post-1968 French dissident.

If you go there, you will learn among other things that Emmanuelle Béart and Elena arrived to the Festival de Cunts (Yes, "Cunts" blame him/her, not me) and that if the French Marxist-Leninist trade unions spoil your mundane life (Okay, forget about the "if") you can eventually retaliate (no permalink over there, so just look at the 19/05/03 2:21 post).

The latest revelation of Le Blogographe will interest my most esteemed American audience. Just in case you would start to get soft with the French, please have a look (post 19/05/03 17:22 and Le Blogographe "e-autel" here) at what the atonal armada of French intellectuals-pushy-activists-artists can come up with as a contribution to the elevation of the debate: spending the day nuzzling in dog shit on the pavement, thinking they're fighting for a cause, making a point as for their conception of the world.

After that, they will probably wonder why they're not being esteemed more than what they are: retards stuck in their anal phase, more concerned by their recta than by their brains and bestowing more value upon what goes out of the first than what they could possibly conceive with the later.

Granted, a quick look at the production of the French artistic and intellectual elite at the top of the cesspool heap lately confirms that this is indeed a matter they've been dominating for years.

More seriously, for our elite to consist in such a large amount of dunces, we must have some kind of special ♠ breeding ♠ farm ♠ somewhere, right?

One last thing: Le Blogographe incredulously reports that this is not an isolated incident and that this is happening systematically on the pavement of his town of residence.

We're adults and we shall just dismiss this childish loss of time as such.
But "dismiss" does not mean "forget" and certainly not "forgive".

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Le Blogographe m'A PreSQue FAIllI mE TUé (ne cherchez pas, c'est une private joke) et j'en suis bien content finalement parce que je suis en mesure de l'ajouter à mon blogroll et que cela faisait longtemps que je n'avais pas eu l'occasion de boire mon café par le nez.

Vous apprendrez entre autres choses sur Blogorrhée que Emmanuelle Béart et Elena sont arrivées au Festival de Connes (oui, "Connes") et que si les syndicalistes vous pourrissent la vie (OK, je retire le "si") rien ne vous empêche de riposter (Pas de permalink, voyez donc le post du 19/05/03 2:21)

Laissons les blagues d'initié de côté pour s'attarder sur la dernière révélation du blogographe. Voici donc (post du 19/05/03 17:22 et son "e-autel" ici) en effet ce que l'atone armada d'intellectuels-activistes-arrivistes-artistes français et capable d'imaginer comme contribution à l'élévation du débat : passer sa journée à fouiller la merde en s'imaginant combattre pour une cause et démontrer la pertinence de leur conception du monde.

Il vont probablement s'étonner ensuite qu'on ne leur concède pas plus de considération qu'à un attardé bloqué au stade anal, accordant plus d'intérêt à son rectum qu'à sa cervelle et plus de valeur à ce qui sort du premier qu'à ce qu'il serait éventuellement capable de concevoir avec le second.

Il est vrai qu'un rapide examen de la production des élites artistiques et intellectuelles française occupant le haut de la fosse du pavé ces derniers temps, nous révèle qu'il s'agit là d'une matière qu'ils maîtrisent de longue date.

Plus sérieusement, pour avoir une élite aussi bien fournie en demeurés, on a sûrement un élevage ♠ spécial ♠ quelque ♠ part, non ?

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