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A few weeks ago, I went to pick up my car that I had let in the expert hands of my mechanic for a much needed oil change.Actually, I believe that when you've got that far, it's not exactly a change that is needed, but more of a refuel.
I know, I know, I should be more involved in the gender role paradigm placed upon me by society and therefore be so passionate about engines and machinery that I would spend just about every moment of my spare time with both hands and the head rummaging under the hood, instead of just being a passionate driver (Which I am indeed.)
That said, I'm also a soulful and impassioned heterosexual, yet I don't feel the need to learn gynecology.
What I like is to drive.
Now that you're thinking something along the line of: "Drop dead you sinister macho prick" (which I'm not, but I have a reputation of bad-ass to preserve, and it is in part the reason why you're here. So please stop complaining so hypocritically), let's get back to the story at hand.
While waiting for the car and the bill, I had a casual chat with the young fellow who performed the oil
I felt relieved to learn that it was not a junker ("I've seen things down here you wouldn't imagine Mister") and that in fact my car wasn't that bad ("It's a cool car though. Pretty comfy and a great mechanic") even if ("Well, most of these are owned by old farts usually, but you look young and edgy and cool").
Ha, hmm, well. <Deep breathe, straight and neutral face while biting the bullet>
So it appears that in the eyes of a young
It's fine. I'll take that glass half-full, thank you very much
In the desperate attempt to avoid another cruel reminder of the 15 years that separate me from the guy I desperately try to convince myself I still am, no matter how tortured this sentence is, I decided to deflect the thread of the discussion towards Mr. Tact-is-for-sissies, and learn about his odds and ends, as far as the Social Life Saver Topic is concerned:
"So what about The Job®?
The guy proceeded to explain that he was following and apprenticeship, which means he was alternating weeks at my mechanic's, learning on the field and weeks at school in a "CIFA" ("Centre Interprofessionnel de Formation des Apprentis", which translates as "Interprofessional Center for the Formation of the Apprentices")
Although this course of study is frequently discredited by the Enlightened Masters of Knowledge
While for some kids it ends up being nothing but a temporary stay before they legally become unemployment statistics, a good part of them end up with a serious formation (I believe the percentage of success is around 72%), and that system actually beats the State's one in the technical field.
The reason is fairly simple: the kids are being taught by entrepreneurs and artisans, 4 weeks out of 5 (the fifth being dedicated to theoryӔ, at school.)
That means they learn with people who know about their work and who know what working is about - something that's definitely out of the understanding of the legion of incompetent
It turned out that the kid had just finished his first week at school. I therefore asked him what were his impressions:
"It's cool though. But the mechanics teacher is kind of weird."
"Weird? How's that?"
Well, we had him 4 hours in the week. He talked all the time but..."
"But?"
"... But he never talked about mechanics."
"That is weird indeed. So what did he talk about?"
"Well, the first hour, he told us that, in the future, if we see the garage we work in is doing well, we should ask an augmentation straight away."
"He told you that first thing?"
"Yep, first thing. he also said that he used to work at Renault but since his back hurts, he found a way to get out of there and find this place."
"Oh. Say no more. I bet he was unionized."
"That's right, he told us about that. How do you know?"
"Never mind. So what else did he told you in the remaining three hours?"
Well, he started by telling us the war in Iraq was illegitimate, that the Yanks went there to kill the Iraqis and steal their oil, and that they killed millions of them."
"I.beg.your.pardon?"
"Yeah. He spoke about the US over three hours. Honest, I didn't listen to all of it. I started to wonder when we would work on mechanics you know."
"I bet you were. But you mean he talked about the Iraq war for three hours?"
"Oh no, that was just the start. He told us about America after that."
"Is that so?"
"Yeah, he said there was no Social Security, no pensions and that when you go to the hospital's emergency, they first ask if you can pay, else, they turn you down and let you die in front of the door."
"Is.that.f*.so?"
"Yeah. And he also said Bush was an idiot, and at one point, he asked us: "what's the name of that town again, you know, the one where the rich live?", as he couldn't remember it. So some guessed and said: "Beverly Hills Sir?" and he said: "Yes! That's it! Beverly Hills!"
"Oh. Beverly Hills, sure. The rich and stuff. So what's up with it?"
"Well, he said black people can't go to Beverly Hills, because when they try, they're being shot down before they can reach it."
You have to remember that most of these kids are aged 16 to 18. They have little general culture. They rarely speak or read English, even when they have access to a computer and the Internet.
Therefore, they have very little chance to restore the truth.
I had to ask him:
"So what did you think about all of these horrors in the US of A?"
"Well, I think this is bullshit. I believe this guy has a problem."
"He sure does. And what did the other guys in your class thought about it?"
"There were some who believed him. But I think they're a bunch of morons. I mean, they wouldn't be shooting people in the streets just like that, would they?"
No, I don't believe they would. Even if it's what youre being taught, instead of mechanics.
But then, so many things are taught in France.
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