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19 years and 5 months ago

Saying Thanks ♠ On Dit Merci

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It's Thanksgiving and the American readers in the audience are therefore not supposed to be here at this very moment, but with their families and loved ones.

Nope, that's not negotiable, and in case you'd try to complain, here's something you've never read here so far, and won't read on any other occasion: Americans, get the F-word out of here. Right now.

And Happy Thanksgiving.
Since I'm not an American, I don't have to respect any sort of tradition for Thanksgiving. So I think I'll have a beer. And a banana. Oh, and a cowgirl too.

Yeah, definitely a cowgirl.

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C'est Thanksgiving et les lecteurs américains parmi vous ne sont donc pas censés être ici en ce moment mais bien avec leurs familles et leurs proches.

Non, ce n'est pas négociable, et au cas où vous tenteriez de vous plaindre, voici quelque chose que vous n'avez jamais lu ici, et ne lirez pas en d'autres occasions : les américains, foutez le camp. Maintenant.

Et Joyeux Thanksgiving.
Puisque je ne suis pas américain, je n'ai pas à respecter une quelconque tradition pour Thanksgiving. Je crois donc que je vais m'offrir une beer. Et une banana. Oh, et une cowgirl aussi.

Ouais, une cowgirl, sans aucun doute.

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1688 - Mike H.

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OK, OK, OK already. I'm outta here. As that Iraqi guy said, Merry Thanksgiving. Ibn Al Rafidain

1689 - the dissident frogman

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Cool. But do come back tomorrow, bring our Iraqi friend with you, and I'll order you both a beer. Oh, and a cowgirl too.
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1691 - Chad

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A Cowgirl! I'll take TWO!

1692 - Silk

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VERY nice link. Thanks. Almost as good as the stuff you do.

1693 - Chatborgne

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Je vois que l'info sur le bar virtuel circule tres vite, merci Eric ABC ;-)

1694 - DagneyT

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How delightfully refreshing to find this site! Merci, mon ami. I'd hate to despair all of the EU! It's always lovely to learn there are pockets of sanity lurking about! I'll be back often. And since I'm not here on our Thanksgiving Day, I didn't take offense. I did post my entire day, however, and you may feel free to share it at my site. Bon jour

1695 - Joe

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no, no, RE-merci....

1696 - Dean Esmay

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Ha. I was home all day alone because I had to work that night. I should have come here I see. :-)