Article copyNo wait. Nooo. No. No! NO! Nonono. Okay, hold it, hold it. Wait a second. No. That can't be. No really you've got to be kidding me... Calm down, please calm down will you?
For Pet... I mean Allah's sake. I thought we had a deal!
Had we not?
So err, surely, you're not serious? I mean, c'mon Bro... Okay, okay, I'm not your Bro I'm just a pig. An ape. Fine, a dog if you will. A dog shit even. Would you like it? Would you like me to be your dog shit? I mean I can, you know. And I will. Yes, I will. I'd really like to be your dog shit. Anything you want Br... Master.
But surely, you don't really mean that Master?
In the name of the forgiving and indulgent, from the servants of Allah the Powerful and the Wise, to the servants of the French republic (...) this message is addressed to the head of the French government Mr. RaffarinSee? See? You've just said it! It wasn't me making you say it! You did! You said "forgiving and indulgent"! You are aren't you? What? Yeah, that would be me. The head. I'm your friendly host, Mr. Raffarin. But please call me Jean- Pierre and...
K, back off JP, I'll take care of it from now on.
The French Prime apparently received a threatening mail yesterday, signed "Mosvar Barayev commando" a name that some are comparing with Movsar Baraïev, leader of the Chechen commando that took 800 hostage in Russia in October 2002. The abyss of imposture that we use to call Le Monde and Le Parisien received the said mail, and in return transmitted it to
As far as we can tell now, the group is unknown, and:
The Office of Public Prosecutor of Paris is investigating, in order to authenticate the communiqué (...)In other words, the OPPP (yeah, I'm a bit lazy now. But I trust you'll get it) should tell us very soon if unknown really wrote and sent the mail, or if somebody else did.
Let's hold our breath, and in the meantime carry on with some wet and juicy abstracts of Mosvar Wotsiznameagain Commando of the Unknown's love letter to
On February the 10th of 2004, a new step was passed in the war of the Coalesced against Islam, with the vote of a law excluding the Hijab in schools, (...)Oh, you mean that little Law of the Republic?
Well, that was a stupid move indeed and one I personally opposed for some reasons - among which are its utter inefficiency and its failure to target scum such as your Commando of the Unknown first.
Thanks for making my point.
Get that straight Mosvar Whateverthehell: as far as religion is concerned, I can take lessons and examples in freedom from countries and people such as the United States and Britain. They have a serious record in that matter.
However, complaints, whining or threats from the bigots of the most intolerant faith in the last 1000 years are nothing to me but a nice occasion to chuckle for a brief instant, thank you very much Mos (What'syernameagain?)
We kept you out of a certain category of your miscreant brothers, by the way of your opposition to the abusive Crusader aggression of Iraq (sic) but you decided by yourself to enroll on the list of the most strenuous enemies of Islam (...).Most strenuous enemies of Islam? You are overreacting Mos, or you were poorly briefed.
This is DhimmiLand down here, the Enchanted Kingdom of Submission.
Know that we penetrated and settled on your land, the same land on which Charles Martel and his troops defied us...To rewrite history like that, you have to be some kind of Socialist. The word you're looking for Mos, is not "defy" but rather "kick" and "our" and "filthy" and "ass", exactly in that very order.
Or to put it straight: Hammer Charlie hammered Abd-er-Rahman badly, and the rest of his army flew like crazy.
... The country of haughtiness and arrogance...Yo Mos, my Man! You got their number for sure. Glad you're going at it.
I've been telling them for more than one year, but they won't listen.
... people of wine and porc...That's supposed to be an insult? Sorry, I don't get it. Too bad, you had a good start but you can't run the distance.
... of libertinage...C'mon Mos. I did some libertinage myself on some occasions, and I can tell you it's somewhat overestimated.
I'd rather have sex instead.
... and of nudity (...)Oh, all right. I confess.
You should really work on that hang-up though. Take a break from that Unknown Commando business of yours. Put your wee-wee in the wind and your buns in the sand under the sun for a week. I can assure you that you'll feel much better.
... And Europe is a new land of DjihadCool, I'm fed up with libertinage already. Let's have a good Djihad instead.
Present in France for some time, but very mobile, we were waiting for three signs before revealing ourselves:So we still have two signs left, innit? Okay. Signs you ask, signs I'll give you:
- the vote of February 10th's law was a first signal for us (...)
We were forbidden to disclose the third sign but this is the one that will call us for action (...)
See how my left hand takes a firm grasp at my inseam? That's sign #2
Now see how, while maintaining the hold on my crotch, I raise my right arm and lift my right hand's middle finger?
Yes Mossey Man, that's sign #3.
We request that you withdraw your law on laicity forthwith (...). If you do not pull it out immediately, we will answer it in a hard way and with intensity unheard of in your country since the 1995 actions. We ask the Muslims men and women to stay away from the crowded places and to hang on Allah's cableThe hell if I know what's Allah's cable (anybody?), but I have a plan to foil Mos Kissmyassinthesand Commando of the Unknown's plan. Before they go in hiding, let's all grab a Muslim, man or woman, according to your personal taste, let's tie him/her on our back - with Allah's cable for instance - and let's see if Mos will go intense on us after that.
You could even send sign #2 and #3 again, if you tied up your personal Muslim shield well enough.
No, I don't take that letter seriously. With the AZF jokermen, that's the second "unknown terror organization with a name that look like some other name" trying to blackmail La France in less than three month. Well yeah. It's so easy actually.
Also, one can notice that they wrote "Iraq" in English. It should be "Irak" in French. It has to be that CIA and Bush the cowboy trying to take over the World of La France again.
Wait and see. And send signs.