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WARNING: A lot of bogus information and falsehood is being relayed, based on some serious misuderstanding of the following article.
Before you jump to conclusions, before you decide to post about it on your site, blog or forum, it is crucial that you read this article that provides essential information on this issue that may not be as bad as it's being reported. Thanks.
UPDATE:
Final words from the dissident frogman and miscellaneous apologies here

I'm just coming back from Normandy and still have to unpack, but I wanted to offer you a new game to play, particularly if you're in for a D-Day tour this summer.

If you planned it, you may want to cancel your visit to the Musée Mémorial de la Bataille de Normandie (Memorial Museum of the Battle of Normandy) in Bayeux.

Unless you would like to play this game, I told you about.

It's called: "Guess what's missing at a museum dedicated to the Battle of Normandy, 1944?"

Let's see if you're as good at this game as the dissident frogman:

1) Guess what's missing on an empty pole, around a monument to the liberators in the Museum's park up front?



2) Guess what's missing in an empty space in the lapel pin's display case at the Museum's shop?



3) Guess what's missing on an empty pedestal on top of the Museum shop's checkout, at the exit?



That game is piece of cake right?

I could fire up a ferocious comment but I'm still disgusted by these three "coincidences".
What's more, I couldn't get any lucid and convincing explanation for this "fortuitous" accrual.

But maybe you can:

Bayeux's Mayor office:
cabinetdumaire@mairie-bayeux.fr

The Memorial Museum:
museedelabataille@free.fr
Boulevard Fabian Ware - 14400 Bayeux
Phone : +33 (0)2 31 51 46 90
Fax : +33 (0)2 31 51 46 91

As a reference, the direct link to this post is:
http://www.thedissidentfrogman.com/dacha/000185.html

Next year, we'll commemorate the 60 years of D-Day and the beginning of the liberation of Europe, from the West (on the East, the Red Army led a conquest war, multiplying the exactions. Not a liberation one).

I'm sure the Museum's administration or Bayeux's town hall (which, in fact, I suspect to be the same) can come up with a good reason for this weighty absence.

And explain us the game's rules.

UPDATE:
From Bulgaria, Jkrank weights in at Sofia Sideshow, with an inspiring template, in case you'd want to ask the Museum's staff to explain the game's rules.

Jkrank is not the mean-spirited type.

Fortunately.

Else, he would have written down the address of the Museum and suggested an idea that would add to the already prodigious records of international aid coming from the United States.

He's just too magnanimous in my opinion.

Don't forget about the Mayor's office though.

UPDATE II:
You might want to have a closer look...

the empty pole
the empty space
the empty pedestal
UPDATE III:
For our third rate experts in photo editing who swallow without bating an eye the assertions of any given dictator when he swear he's peaceful even though he "slightly" exterminated a part of his population sometimes but detect a plot in humble photos such as the ones illustrating this post, there goes the high resolution versions.
Careful, it's heavy.

the empty pole
the empty space
the empty pedestal

And oh... I'm not going back on that anymore. Those who want to believe these pictures are fakes are probably those who bought Meyssan's lamentable theory. So yeah, no plane crashed on the Pentagone, these pictures have been doctored and the CIA is responsible for all the misery in the world.

Thanks for not leaving your alternative reality too often.

WARNING: A lot of bogus information and falsehood is being relayed, based on some serious misuderstanding of the following article.
Before you jump to conclusions, before you decide to post about it on your site, blog or forum, it is crucial that you read this article that provides essential information on this issue that may not be as bad as it's being reported. Thanks.
UPDATE II:
Final words from the dissident frogman and miscellaneous apologies here


Expect more about Normandy in the coming days - Joe is fine though, but I have a few things to say and show you about Tommy.

However, coffee first. And unpacking.
Dirty underwear, missing socks to generate a usable pair, joy of the world traveler.

I'm awfully late with the mail. I was before leaving for Normandy and of course, it got worse.
My sincere apology to all the people who wrote me lately and are expecting an answer.

That rules out the pathetic assclown coming from the company that fences the State monopoly on the routing of written correspondence - as a fact, you should be slaving away to pretend you're deserving the salary your employer is stealing partly in my pocket, instead of spending the day browsing the Web and voicing afflictive opinions in a chancy French, you feckless parasite.

Nevertheless I will write back to the friends, I promise.

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MISE Á JOUR II :
Derniers mots du dissident frogman et diverses excuses ici

Je viens juste de rentrer de Normandie et il me faut déballer mes valises, mais je voulais vous proposer un nouveau jeu, particulièrement si vous envisagiez une tournée Jour-J cet été.

Si vous l'aviez mis au programme, vous voudrez peut être annuler la visite au Musée Mémorial de la Bataille de Normandie à Bayeux.

Sauf si vous avez envie de jouer au jeu en question, bien entendu.

C'est : "Devinez ce qui manque dans un musée dédié à la Bataille de Normandie, 1944 ?"

Voyons si vous êtes aussi doué à ce jeu que le dissident frogman :

1) Devinez ce qui manque sur un mât vide autour d'une stèle dédiée aux libérateurs, dans le parc du musée, juste devant ?



2) Devinez ce qui manque dans un espace vide dans la vitrine des pin's de la boutique du musée ?



3) Devinez ce qui manque dans un socle vide sur les caisses de la boutique du musée, à la sortie ?



Super fastoche ce jeu, pas vrai ?

Je pourrais lâcher un commentaire féroce mais je suis toujours écoeuré par ces trois "coïncidences".
De plus, je n'ai pas pu obtenir d'explication claire et convaincante pour cette accumulation "fortuite".

Mais peut-être le pouvez vous :

Cabinet du maire de Bayeux :
cabinetdumaire@mairie-bayeux.fr

Le Musée Mémorial :
museedelabataille@free.fr
Boulevard Fabian Ware - 14400 Bayeux
Tél. : 02 31 51 46 90
Fax : 02 31 51 46 91

A titre de référence, le lien direct vers ce post est:
http://www.thedissidentfrogman.com/dacha/000185.html

L'année prochaine, nous célébrerons les 60 ans du Jour-J et le début de la libération de l'Europe par l'Ouest (à l'Est, l'Armée Rouge à mené une guerre de conquête, en multipliant les exactions. Pas une guerre de libération).

Je suis certain que l'administration du Musée ou la Mairie de Bayeux (qu'en fait je soupçonne de ne former qu'une seule entité) peuvent nous donner une bonne raison pour cette pesante absence.

Et nous expliquer les règles du jeu.

MISE A JOUR :
De Bulgarie, Jkrank entre dans l'arène à Sofia Sideshow, avec un modèle de lettre inspirateur, au cas où vous voudriez demander les règles du jeu à l'équipe du Musée.

Jkrank n'est pas un méchant homme.

Heureusement.

Sinon, il aurait reproduit l'adresse du musée et suggéré une idée qui s'ajouterait au score déjà prodigieux de l'aide internationale en provenance des États Unis.

Il est bien trop magnanime à mon avis.

N'oubliez pas le cabinet du Maire, au fait.
MISE A JOUR II :
Vous voudrez peut être voir cela de plus près...

le mât vide
l'espace vide
le socle vide
MISE A JOUR III :
A l'usage de nos experts en retouche à la petite semaine qui avalent sans broncher les affirmations du premier dictateur venu lorsqu'il jure ses grand dieux que ses intentions sont pacifiques même si il lui est déjà arrivé de "légèrement" exterminer sa population mais décèlent le complot dans d'humbles photos telles celles qui illustrent ce post, voici les versions haute résolution.
'tention, c'est lourd.

le mât vide
l'espace vide
le socle vide

Et à propos, je ne reviens plus là dessus. Ceux qui veulent croire que ces photos sont truquées sont probablement les mêmes que ceux qui s'accrochent à la lamentable théorie de Meyssan. Alors ouais, aucun avion ne s'est crashé sur le Pentagone, ces photos sont truquées et la CIA est responsable de toute la misère du monde.

Merci de ne pas quitter votre réalité alternative trop souvent.

ATTENTION: beaucoup de fausses informations sont actuellement relayées, se basant sur des incompréhensions de l'article suivant.
Avant que vous ne tiriez des conclusions, avant que vous ne décidiez de poster à ce sujet sur votre site, blog ou forum, il est crucial que vous lisiez cet article qui fournit des informations essentielles sur cette situation qui n'est peut être pas aussi grave que cela est en train d'être rapporté. Merci.
MISE Á JOUR II :
Derniers mots du dissident frogman et diverses excuses ici


Attendez vous à plus à propos de la Normandie dans les jours qui viennent - Joe va bien, cela dit, mais j'ai deux ou trois choses à vous dire et à vous montrer à propos de Tommy.

Mais d'abord, café. Et déballage.
Sous-vêtements sales, chaussettes manquantes pour générer une paire utilisable, joies du globe-trotter.

Je suis affreusement en retard avec les emails. Je l'étais avant de partir pour la Normandie et bien entendu, cela s'est encore gâté.
Mes excuses sincères à ceux qui m'ont écrit et attendent une réponse.

Cela exclut le pathétique cul de clown en provenance de l'entreprise receleuse du monopole d'État pour l'acheminement de la correspondance papier - vous devriez d'ailleurs bosser pour faire semblant de mériter le salaire que votre employeur vole en partie dans ma poche, au lieu de passer vos journées à surfer et à exprimer d'affligeantes opinions en un français douteux, inepte parasite.

Mais je répondrais aux amis, c'est promis.

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Comments thread (209)

356 - Jason

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Next time someone, Brits or us Krauts, invades France to kick their sorry asses, will you please, please stay the hell out and mind your own business. Better yet, join us. -- Fired by Fritz @ July 1, 2003 06:27 PM Now there's an idea worth considering! Let's all three do it. It would be selfish of one of us to have all the fun. Then we can draw straws. The loser that draws the short straw has to keep France. :)
  • July 01st 2003
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357 - Randy R.

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To the nitwits claiming that the US Congress renamed the French fries: do you really believe that Congress is passing Acts concerning the popular naming of fried potatotes? It was a silly gesture started by a small local restaurant in North Carolina and a couple of Congressman took it up and talked the people running the Congressional cafeteria into changing a cafeteria sign to read Freedom fries. Congress never held a vote on changing the name. Some of you rubes will believe anything.
  • July 01st 2003
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358 - AVO

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Hey hey HEY! Soccer rules. Just check out the last World Cup: USA: Quarterfinals France: Knocked out in group stage, no wins. :D
  • July 01st 2003
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359 - M. Simon

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Perhaps Americans should celebrate Bastille Day as de Sade Day. True he was taken out of the prison 12 days before it was attacked but what is a fortnight among friends? What could be truer to French history? France: the country that enjoys it's self inflicted wounds.
  • July 01st 2003
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360 - Chuck

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Regardless if you agree with a friendly nations act(s) or not, if they are to remain on that friendly list you don't go about begging others to join in blocking those acts(our stupid move to get UN permission for war---the UN's permission?) France wiped out most if not all of its goodwill w/this nation by its obvious anti-American stance...other nations disagreed with us but only France went that extra mile trying to appease the Arab and so called non aligned Third World by blocking EVERY move we tried prior to war...
  • July 01st 2003
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361 - Lazlo

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France ... a country that hasn't proven itself on the world stage since Napoleon Bonaparte. If the country was sucked into the core of the Earth, I doubt the rest of the world would notice or care.
  • July 01st 2003
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362 - Jason

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Let us be honest. American contributions to the second World War were minimal at best and for the most part inconsequential. Although it is quite common for Americans to believe that they alone saved the world during both world wars, the facts portray a different story. It certainly cannot come as a shock to Americans that the strong-arm tactics employed by the Bush administration are pushing friends away. Let the flag thing go and focus on the future instead of the past.
  • July 01st 2003
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363 - jacitelli

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"Let us be honest. American contributions to the second World War were minimal at best and for the most part inconsequential." WTF? Frnch fry, thats exactly my point, the two actions ARE different. They are not comparible. And you might want to check out that US Congress allagation a little closer.
  • July 01st 2003
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364 - Timothy Kooney

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An important point to the defenders of French policy. There is a huge difference between disagreeing with the US on policy and actively providing support and aid for our enemies. That is what really pissed off most Americans. As far as "freedom of speech" goes, it is just that - the freedom to say virtually anything you like in public (very few specific exceptions) without government interference. The right to dissent does not imply that the audience must agree or even tolerate your opinion. Legally, they just can't do anything about it. Barring a constitutional amendment, a Frenchman could come to the US and burn the American flag or denounce the President across the street from the White House and the police are legally obligated to protect him. Yes, the 18th century French will be remembered (and respected) for the vital assistance they gave during our Revolution. Though the people responsible for that assistance were later slaughtered in the name of Freedom, Equality and Fraternity.
  • July 01st 2003
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365 - SparcVark

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Jason, Why the revisionism? The United States had the second-largest manpower contribution to the allied forces, after only the USSR, which was being invaded and mobilized whatever they had. "Minimal at best"? Do you really believe this? Whatever you think of current US policy, you do your cause no good by distorting the past.
  • July 01st 2003
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