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Revelation: the sardonic tone of the two previous posts is a safety valve to cope with the fact that I'm out of sorts with this mass murder of the most vulnerable members of the Solidary French Society®.

And I mean I'm on the verge of intifading the next civil servant or tanned flowered shirt stubborn vacationist in sight.

It's not going to get better anytime soon:
Heat wave: heading to a parliamentary commission of investigation.

The president of the National Assembly and the UMP declare themselves in favor of the creation of a commission that will bring all the light on the case, rejoining the demands of the Socialists and the Communists.

The members of the parliament want to know the truth about the heat wave and its dramatic consequences.
The truth about heat waves: very hot weather.
The truth about dramatic consequences: lotsa dead people.

Can I get my pay out of the commission's budget too?

Now that the carcasses are piling up in refrigerated trucks on Paris suburbs' parking lots, the president of the National Assembly would very much like to know what happened, thank you, bringing behind him ChIraq's minions and joining the Left that already took the lead considering that they really hate it when the Right take their shoes and kill the people - willingly or not - in their stead.

I can already predict the outcome of this Commission on the Truth About Heat Waves. After quite a nice amount of public money wasted, they'll conclude that, yes, sure, the State failed just a little bit.

But that's because Filthy Selfish People is not solidary enough whilst Poor Helpless State lacks resources to take care of Filthy Selfish People's people.

Consequently, Poor Helpless State will find a way to tax Filthy Selfish People a bit more, wasting half the money it will request in order to simply collect it and dilute the rest in whatever inexpedient structures it controls.

Most likely the same that already failed on this very case.

One of the direct result will be that Filthy Selfish People will turn even less solidary since hey, after all, Filthy Selfish (sorry, just a reflex) Poor Helpless State is taking his money to run Solidary French Society® without disturbing its bitch banging on the beach lawn bowling on the sand parties.

And now for a sardonic sidenote: Jean-Michel Dubernard the president of the social Affairs' commission at the National Assembly is, on a personal plan:
terrified at the idea that several hundreds of bodies are currently laying down while nobody will come to claim them.
Don't freak out Jean-Mi. That's because the ghouls are not hungry yet.

But stick firmly to that Socialist line and just like Mao's China, Pol Pot's Cambodia or Kim's North Korea, they will end up eating their dead as well.

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Révélation: le ton sardonique des deux précédents posts est une valve de sécurité pour supporter le fait que ces assassinats de masse des membres les plus vulnérables de la Société Française Solidaire® m'ont mis dans une humeur massacrante.

J'entends par là que je suis à la limite d'intifader le premier fonctionnaire ou vacancier obstiné et bronzé en chemise à fleur qui passe à porté.

Et ça ne risque manifestement pas de s'arranger de sitôt:
Canicule : vers une commission d'enquête parlementaire.

Le président de l'Assemblée nationale et le groupe UMP se déclarent favorables à l'ouverture d'une commission qui fera la lumière sur ce dossier, rejoignant ainsi les demandes du PS et du PC.

Les parlementaires veulent connaître la vérité sur la canicule et ses conséquences dramatiques.
La vérité sur les canicules : il fait très chaud.
La vérité sur les conséquences dramatiques: ça fait plein de morts.

Je peux émarger au budget de la commission moi aussi ?

Maintenant que les carcasses s'empilent dans les camions réfrigérés sur les parking des banlieues parisiennes, le président de l'Assemblée Nationale voudrait bien savoir ce qui s'est passé, merci, en profite pour tirer derrière lui les suppôts de ChIrak et rejoint la Gauche qui a déjà pris de l'avance considérant qu'il n'y a rien qu'elle déteste plus que de voir la Droite se mettre dans ses pompes et assassiner le peuple - volontairement ou non - à sa place.

Je peux déjà prévoir le résultat de cette Commission de la Vérité Sur Les Vagues De Chaleur. Après gaspillage d'une rondelette somme d'argent public, ils vont conclure que oui, bien sur, l'Etat a un petit peu manqué à ses obligations.

Mais c'est parce que Sale Gens Egoïstes n'est pas suffisamment solidaire tandis que Pauvre Etat Impuissant manque de moyens pour s'occuper des gens de Sales Gens Egoïstes.

En conséquence, Pauvre Etat Impuissant va trouver un joint pour taxer Sale Gens Egoïstes un peu plus, gaspillant la moitié de l'argent qu'il va réclamer simplement pour le collecter et diluer le reste parmi les quelconques structures inefficaces qu'il contrôle.

Très certainement les mêmes qui ont déjà échoué dans le cas présent

L'un des résultats directs est que Sale Gens Egoïstes va devenir encore moins solidaire car hé, après tout, Sale (désolé, un réflexe) Pauvre Etat Impuissant prend son argent pour faire marcher la Société Française Solidaire® sans qu'il n'ait à interrompre ses parties de pétasses sur la plage pétanque sur le sable.

Et maintenant pour un sardonique supplément : Jean-Michel Dubernard le président de la commission des Affaires sociales de l'Assemblée est, sur un plan personnel :
terrifié à l'idée que plusieurs centaines de corps reposent actuellement sans que personne ne vienne les réclamer.
Pas de panique Jean-Mi. C'est juste que les goules n'ont pas encore faim.

Mais tiens fermement la barre vers le Socialisme et à l'instar de la Chine de Mao, du Cambodge de Pol Pot ou de la Corée du Nord de Kim, ils en arriveront, eux aussi, à manger leurs morts.

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602 - Survivor Type

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No, DF! Don't take that Gub'mint job! Keep Blogging! What's a sardonic sidenote? Is that as opposed to the sarcastic tone that we always read in the main body of the text? ;-)

603 - Angry Federalist

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  • Angry Federalist

I understand that air-conditioning is not as ubiquitous as in the United States, but for the love of G*d how hard is it for the government to set up temporary air-conditioned shelters for the elderly and/or broadcast warnings asking people to check on their elderly neighbors and drink X many liters of water? That is what we do in the United States. We have entire regions of our country that reach 90F eight months out of the year with barely an incident. Moreover, the east coast of the United States from Maine to Virginia regularly reaches that temperature for at least two weeks or more every year and they were densely populated long before air-conditioning! It really isn't all that dangerous. How do TEN THOUSAND people die? That is one-fifth the body count of total United State's casualties in Vietnam over a decade!

604 - Anticipatory Retaliation

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  • Anticipatory Retaliation

I wonder why I'm not hearing anything about Chiraq being indicted for crimes against humanity? If x many thousand accidental deaths in Iraq is sufficient to get Bush called a war criminal, why isn't the 'autogenocide' of more than 10,000 French nationals reason to see Chirac pilloried. If Bush=Hitler, does that make Chiraq=Pol Pot?