About damned time! I thought the Vichy forces had rounded you up or something, Frogman. There's been doin's transpirin' in Euroland that you've been neglecting to comment on.
To atone for this I expect you to start spamming the blog. Get crackin', because you've got a month to make up for. =P
Yes we were worried. I was on the Verge of grabbing that snobby waiter at that pretentious restaurant downtown and demanding a hostage exchange.
We get you back and Jacques Chirac's even twin gets a one way trip to somewhere else.
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