the dissident frogman

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the dissident frogman

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The Coalition forces are doing such a great job busting Baa'thist Socialists and their Palestinian terrorist VIPs that they may very well finish this mission just like they did with the previous ones: so fast that the average communist and communist manipulated "pacifists" will hardly have the time to wipe out the paint on their lovely signs and placards to change the slogans.

Terrible times for the Marx Wankers when Imperialist Aggression Wars are over before the paint dry out.

Not mentioning the appalling pageant of Capitalist/Imperialist soldiers toppling a Socialist regime in half the time needed to sing "The Internationale unites the human race", cheered by the "servile masses" and welcomed as liberators by "ye prisoners of want".

The populace is so thankless.

Anyway, to make sure the outstanding professionals from the mightiest and most rightful armies in History won't end up rejoining France, the UN and the Internationalist Leftists in the Terrible Quagmire of Inaction, the Merciless Merde in France came up with a new task and your devoted Dissident Frogman took care of the mission's order.

We're adding new cards to the deck the troops already received:

We don't know what game can be played with these... colors, but we don't give a rat's a** about it.

Like Mr. Bush declared recently: it's not a game.

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Les forces de la Coalition font un tellement bon boulot pour choper les socialistes baa'thists et leurs VIP terroristes palestiniens qu'ils pourraient fort bien finir cette mission à l'instar des autres jusqu'à maintenant : tellement rapidement que les "pacifistes" communistes et ceux qu'ils manipulent auront à peine le temps d'essuyer la peinture sur leurs mignons panneaux et placards pour changer les slogans.

Epoque terrible pour les Marx Branleurs quand les guerres impérialistes d'agression se terminent avant que la peinture ne sèche.

Sans parler de l'affligeant spectacle de soldats capitalistes/impérialistes mettant un terme à un régime socialiste en moins de temps qu'il n'en faut pour chanter "L'Internationale sera le genre humain", acclamés par les "damnés de la terre" et accueillis en libérateurs par les "forçats de la faim".

Le peuple est tellement ingrat.

Qui qu'il en soit, afin de nous assurer que les excellents professionnels des armées les plus puissantes et les plus justes de l'Histoire ne finissent pas aux côtés de la France, de l'ONU et de l'Internationale Socialiste dans le Terrible Bourbier de l'Inaction, l'Impitoyable Merde in France a imaginé une nouvelle tâche et votre dévoué Dissident Frogman s'est chargé de l'ordre de mission.

Nous ajoutons de nouvelles cartes au jeu que les troupes ont déjà reçu :

Nous ne savons pas à quoi il est possible de jouer avec ces... couleurs, mais nous nous en tamponnons le coquillard.

Car ainsi que l'a déclaré M. Bush récemment : ce n'est pas un jeu.



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