the dissident frogman

18 years and 12 months ago

Safety Rigor • Carcan de Sureté

the dissident frogman

Necrothreading much?

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You know you can count on me to give a hand (It's a figure of speech. Got it? A friggin' figure of speech all right?) whenever a benevolent and deserving structure, state, church, NGO or any other of those "Let me mind your own business" group of pests of society, is in deer need for the adequate propaganda material to implement their unselfish projects aiming for the collective welfare.

Alfonso Lopez Trujillo, head of the Pontifical Council for the Family, in charge of Vatican social policy called for condoms to carry "health warnings" and although this goes in fact against my personal position on that issue (my position, in case you wonder, is neither the Catholic Church's abstinence nor the "any hole will do" spirit of the condom maniacs. My position is long lasting trustworthiness, you unrepentant P*s and B*s), I'm more than happy to put my humble talent at the service of such a noble and worthy cause.

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I'm so glad to help saving lives.
UPDATE:
Just a quick update, following the addition of this in the announce post's comments by one of the numerous - and possibly ubiquitous - Valerie(s) who patrol in and around the dacha, watch my back and bring about a most needed and appreciated feminine touch in the house.


That brings us to a number of 7 warnings. Yes, 7. Seven. SEVEN. Get it?

Burn Sinners, Burn.

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Vous savez qu'il est possible de compter sur moi pour donner un coup de main (C'est une façon de parler. Compris ? Une putain de façon de parler d'accord ?) dès lors qu'une bienveillante et méritante structure, état, église, ONG, ou n'importe quel autre de ces d'emmerdeurs de la société au son du "Laissez moi m'occuper de vos affaires", se trouve dans le besoin pressant de matériel de propagande pour la mise en oeuvre de leurs projets désintéressés visant au bien-être de la collectivité.

Alfonso Lopez Trujillo, chef du Conseil Pontifical pour la Famille, en charge de la politique sociale du Vatican a appelé à la mise en place "d'avertissements de santé" sur les préservatifs et bien que cela aille en fait à l'encontre de ma position personnelle sur le sujet (ma position personnelle, au cas où vous vous interrogeriez n'est ni l'abstinence prêchée par l'Eglise Catholique, ni le "tous les trous font ventre" des maniaques de la capote. Ma position est fidélité durable, bande d'impénitents P*s et C*s), je suis plus qu'heureux de mettre mes humbles talents au service d'une noble cause.

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Je suis si heureux d'aider à sauvez des vies.
MISE A JOUR :
Juste une mise à jour rapide, suivant l'ajout de ceci dans les commentaires du post d'annonce par l'une des nombreuses - et probablement douées d'ubiquité - Valerie(s) qui patrouillent dans et autour de la dacha, surveillent mes arrières et apportent cette très souhaitée et très appréciée touche féminine dans la maison.

Cela nous amène au chiffre de 7 avertissements. Oui, 7. Sept. SEPT. Vous saisissez ?

Brûlez Pêcheurs, Brûlez.

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1868 - Eric

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Here in the US, dear frogman, I suspect the "A fag is safer and will last longer" condom with be unintentionally and unexpectedly popular.

1869 - the dissident frogman

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Eric: I just can't restrain on playing with linguistic and semantic differences between US and UK English, particularly as far as slang is concerned. One has to admit that in that particular case, the ambiguity was just to good to be left aside, dontcha think?
Time to take sides

1870 - TB StLouis

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I don't know that it could be formatted to go on your warning labels but I've often asked people if they "would get on a plane that had a 10% chance of crashing"? As an employee of an airline that usually got some interesting discussions started.