I wish more Hollywood actors would speak against Sarah Palin

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I wish more Hollywood actors would speak against Sarah Palin

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Frankly the most baffling about the whole Hollywood stardom thing is that they manage to make us forget, or at least overlook, the fact that when you get down to it, all these actors are really nothing more than a bunch of buffoons and jesters—with a large variety of personal issues for many, if not most of them.

See Matt Damon here, who “condemns” Sarah Palin and hear why I believe it’s a good thing. I mean, we have this guy who plays rough, streetwise and corrupt cops in Sorcese’s uninspired gangster movies as well as lean, mean killing machines in the action-rich though memory-short Bourne trilogy. Yet this tough character is stammering and pissing his pants (quote: “this is the scary thing”, “terrifying”, “it’s crazy”) as he shares with us his visions of Sarah Palin descending upon the White House from the frozen forests—and small towns—of Alaska, riding dinosaurs and holding nuclear fire in her right hand as she faces down Vladimir Putin with a hockey stick in the left1.

Now, if among the male American voters with big titanium balls and laugh-in-the-face-of-death tattoos, who hunt Grizzly bears with their Victorinox Spartan 1.3603 just because they believe the bear deserves a chance and a fair fight, there was still anyone feeling a bit embarrassed at the idea of voting for a girl, I reckon Damon’s wimpish exhibition just signed these wild-wild hunks on the Palin ticket.

Score 1 for Sarah.

The same goes for ageing bimbos like Pamela Anderson, caught here exposing the full extend of her wit and reasoning on Sarah Palin—that’s about ten words folks, including one interjection and one expletive—thus demonstrating that if silicon could speak, she’d be more advised to let her boob job do the talking.

Nevertheless, I see that “intervention” as nothing if not positive for Mrs. Palin as well: Anderson looks like a hooker, talks like a hooker and, considering her dedication in a not so distant past to share the full details of her intimacy with the rest of the world, she even acts like one—or at least used to, when she was younger.

So I’ll wager that any female American voter worth her weight in gonads will decide whose side she’s on in less time than it takes Pamela Anderson to open her mouth and *beep* it. Yes, we’re talking a very short time.

Score 2 for Sarah. Next up, Hobo Superstar Nick Nolte speaking out against Sarah Palin?

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  1. Man, what a babe! I think I'm in love!


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  • freedomnut

Well then, that does it for me!  I’m not voting for McCain/Palin!  I was just waiting to find out who my favorite over-rated gun-grabbing income-redistributing movie star was going to vote for.  Imagine my surprise…Obama!

Besides, I find it quite relevant to know who the rest of the world thinks should be the next U.S. President, because they pay taxes!  Er, wait, no…it’s because they don’t currently like us!  Um, wait, I really don’t care who likes us…heck, I don’t give a rat’s behind what my neighbor thinks about me if he’s not paying my bills.

Er…Hope!  Change!  Sounds good to me.

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  • Stepperg California USA

Thank you, Dear Frogman!

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  • missred


what i don’t understand is why the media bothers to ask the likes of them.  oh wait, i did say media.  they feed on each other.

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  • Elvis

Wow!  Matt Damon is a lot like Osama bin Barack.  He can’t complete a simple sentence.  Without a script or teleprompter, they both become stammering, stuttering boobs.  Thanks Froggy.  Tres bon, mon ami.

Double Naught Eight

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  • Charlie

Thanks! I hadn’t seen that. Now I understand “Team America” a little better.

These guys have no clue how their ignorant rants affect their bottom line. Maybe they don’t care (I know I don’t).

James McMurtry is playing here tonight, and I’d love to see him live, but I will not pay money to be preached at!

James’ bottom line is a tad lower than Matt’s. Since he embarked on his “Bash George” tour it’s dropped into single digits.

Oh well,


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  • TooTall Utah

The dinosaurs 4,000 years ago was a spoof put out on the Internet.  I guess dingbat shouldn’t feel too bad since some of the MSM fell for it too.

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  • songdongnigh West B'God Virginia, USA

Two e-mails in two days?  You’re forgiven….this time.

BTW, who’s Matt Damon?

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  • Ms.ManChow Maryland

That Sarah Palin, she’s got some hardcore brass ovaries! More and more I want to have her babies.  Girlfriend doesn’t blink, she’s a steeley-eyed missle woman.

Did you see where Linda “Wonder Woman” Carter freaked out, or Whoopi Goldberg said she was afraid of becoming a slave?  Malkin has it right, these people have shifted from Bush Derangement Syndrome to Palin Derangement Syndrome.  Just because she allowed her genetically-abnormal baby to live.  I’d have linked to the story about that Canadian doctor, but the post was taken down or the server isn’t working.

...mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent… Adam Smith

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

Sorry I could not comment last night! Some reason I was having “conectivity issues”, as Da Geek likes to call it, and could not get here from, well, anywhere.

I could not agree more! Every time some numbnuts idiot like Damon or Kanye West, or a slut like Pamela “My boobs have their own zipcode"Anderson opens their pieholes thousands more Americans vote conservative.

One point I find amazing is that Brangelina are not Obamoids. They both have said, several times, that they are undecided and want both candidates to be more forth coming with actual policy positions. Wonders never cease!

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

Froggy, I like the video! It has a “Max Headroomish” quality to it. Just needs a catchey tune.

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  • sig94

Rove’s sooper secret agents must be working overtime! As well as earthquakes and hurricanes Rove can now manipulate the thoughts and words of mindless idiots.

I can’t think of a more illuminating script than the words which painfully worked their torturous path out of Damon’s lips and the golden phrases that tumbled out of Andersons, ahhhhh, (are the kids reading this?) lips.

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  • bonmotdot Deep in the Heart of Texas

You genius of a man!  Your video is an excellent parody… of the way the MSM screws with interviews and then replays the soundbites ad nauseam to mold the opinions of the lumpenidiot masses.  It’s the reason smart candidates do not want to do interviews with fools like Charlie Gibson.  It’s never what you say, it’s how they edit it.  Though I’m sure you didn’t have to tweak Matt’s little rant too much.

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  • JihadGene North Korea, Central California

Palin! Yes, Yes, YES!!!

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  • sexyrobot

Goddamnit, i’m glad you’re alive.

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  • Instinct San Francisco, CA

The way I approach it is like this.  I read all the Hollywood types rants and see who they are most afraid of in the elections - then I go and vote for that person.

Simple really

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  • Lady Cincinnatus Ohio & Kentucky

Oh my gosh, that was funny. Where do we send our checks.  Seriously.  This was priceless.

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  • unknown jane

Sarah Palin: five kids, appears devoted to her family and the people of Alaska whom she governs, owns guns, and hunts (and not of the trophy kind, real hunting)

Pamela Anderson et al.: one word—plastic

Off topic, but has anyone seen where somebody put pics of Barack and McCain up on HotorNot’s website?  Guess who won, and was invited to be the HotorNot person of the week?  (both pics were taken in their prime). I was impressed (or something of that nature—a gal can look after all).

So the voters have to choose between war hero/female Reagan mavericks and Professor Chaos/General Disarray waffle kings—boy, that’s a tough one (dripping sarcasm)

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  • Mikael

What has Damon against hokey? I mean, sure, it’s bizarre game, but then again, so is, like, Pétanque (no offence DF!)

Would Palin be more qualified if she was a Pétanque-mom?

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  • Karma Dancer

Dearest DF,

Very, very attractive pictures of the talent in question.  Très chic!


I have to admit it is intensely amusing to watch the lepht side of our aisle twist and turn themselves into knots over Ms. Palin’s nomination.  Here’s a lady who—in fact, not rumour—represents everything the “women’s movement” in this country has insisted those of us with childbearing capacity become.  Interesting, isn’t it, how the party that represents itself as the pinnacle of tolerance in America reacts to Sarah The Hockey Mom?

Hm…phood for thought.

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

Thats cool, Froggy! Plancks is a crossover. A quite varied crowd moves through there.(and no, I don’t post as 2hotel9 there, wonder how many of them will figure out who I am now)

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  • tinga-tinga

Ah hahahahahahhahahaha!  What’s the difference between the uncut and cut?  Half-educated people who make a living speaking what other people wrote up as dialogue and we’re supposed to redirect our brain cells off important matters to commit to processing their pompous airhead drivel?  Does Matt realize he sounds like he’d piss his pants if Palin showed up?  Dang.  See Palin’s hubby?  I’d piss my pants if he showed up with the idea I was dissing his wife.  I’m much smaller than what once wore that grizzzy skin the Chief Exec Babe keeps in her office.