Frankly the most baffling about the whole Hollywood stardom thing is that they manage to make us forget, or at least overlook, the fact that when you get down to it, all these actors are really nothing more than a bunch of buffoons and jesters—with a large variety of personal issues for many, if not most of them.
See Matt Damon here, who “condemns” Sarah Palin and hear why I believe it’s a good thing. I mean, we have this guy who plays rough, streetwise and corrupt cops in Sorcese’s uninspired gangster movies as well as lean, mean killing machines in the action-rich though memory-short Bourne trilogy. Yet this tough character is stammering and pissing his pants (quote: “this is the scary thing”, “terrifying”, “it’s crazy”) as he shares with us his visions of Sarah Palin descending upon the White House from the frozen forests—and small towns—of Alaska, riding dinosaurs and holding nuclear fire in her right hand as she faces down Vladimir Putin with a hockey stick in the left1.
Now, if among the male American voters with big titanium balls and laugh-in-the-face-of-death tattoos, who hunt Grizzly bears with their Victorinox Spartan 1.3603 just because they believe the bear deserves a chance and a fair fight, there was still anyone feeling a bit embarrassed at the idea of voting for a girl, I reckon Damon’s wimpish exhibition just signed these wild-wild hunks on the Palin ticket.
Score 1 for Sarah.
The same goes for ageing bimbos like Pamela Anderson, caught here exposing the full extend of her wit and reasoning on Sarah Palin—that’s about ten words folks, including one interjection and one expletive—thus demonstrating that if silicon could speak, she’d be more advised to let her boob job do the talking.
Nevertheless, I see that “intervention” as nothing if not positive for Mrs. Palin as well: Anderson looks like a hooker, talks like a hooker and, considering her dedication in a not so distant past to share the full details of her intimacy with the rest of the world, she even acts like one—or at least used to, when she was younger.
So I’ll wager that any female American voter worth her weight in gonads will decide whose side she’s on in less time than it takes Pamela Anderson to open her mouth and *beep* it. Yes, we’re talking a very short time.
Score 2 for Sarah. Next up, Hobo Superstar Nick Nolte speaking out against Sarah Palin?
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Comments thread (24)
3706 - freedomnut
Well then, that does it for me! I'm not voting for McCain/Palin! I was just waiting to find out who my favorite over-rated gun-grabbing income-redistributing movie star was going to vote for. Imagine my surprise...Obama!
Besides, I find it quite relevant to know who the rest of the world thinks should be the next U.S. President, because they pay taxes! Er, wait, no...it's because they don't currently like us! Um, wait, I really don't care who likes us...heck, I don't give a rat's behind what my neighbor thinks about me if he's not paying my bills.
Er...Hope! Change! Sounds good to me.
3707 - Stepperg
Stepperg California USA
Thank you, Dear Frogman!
3708 - missred
what i don't understand is why the media bothers to ask the likes of them. oh wait, i did say media. they feed on each other.
3709 - Elvis
Wow! Matt Damon is a lot like Osama bin Barack. He can't complete a simple sentence. Without a script or teleprompter, they both become stammering, stuttering boobs. Thanks Froggy. Tres bon, mon ami.
Double Naught Eight
3710 - DGB
Well, that's the entertainment. Here are the thoughtful reasoned intellectual assessments.
3711 - Charlie
Thanks! I hadn't seen that. Now I understand "Team America" a little better.
These guys have no clue how their ignorant rants affect their bottom line. Maybe they don't care (I know I don't).
James McMurtry is playing here tonight, and I'd love to see him live, but I will not pay money to be preached at!
James' bottom line is a tad lower than Matt's. Since he embarked on his "Bash George" tour it's dropped into single digits.
3712 - TooTall
The dinosaurs 4,000 years ago was a spoof put out on the Internet. I guess dingbat shouldn't feel too bad since some of the MSM fell for it too.
3713 - songdongnigh
songdongnigh West B'God Virginia, USA
Two e-mails in two days? You're forgiven….this time.
BTW, who's Matt Damon?
3714 - Ms.ManChow
That Sarah Palin, she's got some hardcore brass ovaries! More and more I want to have her babies. Girlfriend doesn't blink, she's a steeley-eyed missle woman.
Did you see where Linda "Wonder Woman" Carter freaked out, or Whoopi Goldberg said she was afraid of becoming a slave? Malkin has it right, these people have shifted from Bush Derangement Syndrome to Palin Derangement Syndrome. Just because she allowed her genetically-abnormal baby to live. I'd have linked to the story about that Canadian doctor, but the post was taken down or the server isn't working.
3717 - 2hotel9
2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania
Sorry I could not comment last night! Some reason I was having "conectivity issues", as Da Geek likes to call it, and could not get here from, well, anywhere.
I could not agree more! Every time some numbnuts idiot like Damon or Kanye West, or a slut like Pamela "My boobs have their own zipcode"Anderson opens their pieholes thousands more Americans vote conservative.
One point I find amazing is that Brangelina are not Obamoids. They both have said, several times, that they are undecided and want both candidates to be more forth coming with actual policy positions. Wonders never cease!