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12 years and 11 months ago

Jihad Jerk goes to war

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Necrothreading much?

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As expected by anybody sane enough not to trust the UN for fixing anything over there, Iran's armed wing in Lebanon, the Hizballah, is staging a coup. God, I sure wish Israel had used a tiny bit more of that "disproportionate force", back in Summer 2006.

Anyway, Fox News has the photos:



His ridiculous makeshift balaclava notwithstanding, the nincompoop has a nice boomstick. Probably the reason why he looks like Dopey who would just had figured the anatomical differences between Snow White and the six other dwarves.

And these guys pretend to take over and rule the world under the House of Islam?

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3482 - Frozen Tex

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  • Frozen Tex Yellowknife, NT, Canada

"Wait! I forget; which one's for fightin', and which one's for fun, again?"

Oderint Dum Metuant "The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?"

3483 - Frozen Tex

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  • Frozen Tex Yellowknife, NT, Canada

"... 'Cause I keep strokin' this thing, and nothin's happened yet!"

Oderint Dum Metuant "The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?"

3484 - TooTall

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"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" and "I did, I did taw a puddy tat!".

3485 - Donkeyrock

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The Big Lebowski Strikes Back:

Here

3486 - Proof

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  • Proof Stockton, Callifornia, USA

"Tell me again about the 72 virgins! And...what's a "72" ?"

3487 - 2hotel9

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  • 2hotel9 Western Pennsylvania

"It is really mine?!? All mine, no sharesies?!?!"

Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

3488 - Mike H.

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  • Mike H. Spokane, Wa

Frozen Tex, that was a side splitter. Brought back memories it did.

Proof, a '72' is the amount of time that he has to go through the group of houris before they all dry up from the heat. I understand that it's hotter than hell down there.

et sic de similibus!

3489 - Proof

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  • Proof Stockton, Callifornia, USA

Mike: Some folks think justice would be served if they each got 72 Virginians! Hope to shoot that happens!

3494 - Mike H.

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  • Mike H. Spokane, Wa

Proof, now that's something that I'd shoot for. But why go for 72 Virginians? Why not shoot for the moon? How about every Virginian that's worth their salt? As long as they don't have to actually stay after they take care of his long term needs!

et sic de similibus!

3525 - Punisher1

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A group of Shiite gunmen seizing neighborhood in Beirut, Lebanon. Price: Fanatically Free
One WalMart (American) Camouflage T-shirt, Price $15.00
A used (American) LBE (load bearing equipment) Price $25.00
Wanna be (American) Spec Ops M-4 knock off with all the trimmings, Price $1500.00
One do-it-yourself (cut out with your little sisters safety scissors) impromptu face mask Priceless!
There are some things that money can't buy for everything else there's Master Card!