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This is the newest1 version of the guestbook. The previous one, running on a different software, proved to be unreliable and prone to hackers attacks.

I couldn’t import the previous reader’s entries in this new one and am sorry for this. It just proves that, unlike allegedly looted Iraqi museum, the Internet is worthless when it comes to preserving relics of the past.

Anyway, please have a go at it. As this works on an open-posting basis, and trolls roam the cyberland freely, all submissions will be moderated before publication. Any display of Leftist lunacy, Islamic zealotry, French Frenchness and other insanities will have their authors anal-probed by top CIA experts in counter-trolling. Thanks for your attention.

  1. Well, it was new back in 2006. This page is from the previous redesign. Time files, and all that.

Ceci est la nouvelle1 version du Livre d’Or. La précédente, qui reposait sur un logiciel différent, était aussi peu fiable qu’ouverte aux attaques de hackers.

Je n’ai pas pu importer les anciennes entrées de lecteurs et j’en suis désolé. Cela prouve simplement que, contrairement aux musées irakiens prétendument pillés, l’Internet ne vaut rien lorsqu’il s’agit de préserver des reliques du passé.

Quoi qu’il en soit, allez-y. Considérant que ceci fonctionne par soumission ouverte, et que les trolls parcourent le cyber-pays librement, les entrées seront soumises à modération avant d’être autorisées à l’affichage. Toute manifestation de démence gauchiste, de bigoterie islamique, de francitude française et autres insanités vaudront à leurs auteurs une coloscopie poussée par des experts en contre-trolling de la CIA. Merci de votre attention.

  1. “Nouvelle” en 2006. Cette page remonte au précédent redesign. Comme le temps passe vite, et tout ça.

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You know it’s “on” when an ad dropswords in it about; “he doesn’t always tell us what we want to hear”… and includes a line about how “beautiful words” (clearly aimed at Obama’s speech). But the end is when I finally thought he’s finally got a GOOD advertisement up, and just in time. Where it ends on, “don’t hope for a better life, vote for one”. Clearly targeting how the media is portraying Obama as the new JFK, and taking jabs at pretty words don’t solve problems, nor does telling people what they want to hear. FInally an effective ad. Hopefully it’s one of many to follow. http://tinyurl.com/JmLove

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Feels good to know someone else shares the same view on America somewhere in france. We frogs have a lot to learn from our amercian grand brothers, keep up the good work frogman, and god bless the USA.

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Nice site!

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Dude, Your AFP goof video rocks. Meanwhile, back at the Left Bank: I woke up this morning to NPR’s Silvia Poggioli going quasi-orgasmic over the 1968 Parisian riots. Fire up the Gaulic wit and have at it, mon ami.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90330162

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  • Fenris_the_Wolf

Hello Frogman! Great site. Some of the best satire I’ve seen this side of the pond. You are saying what a lot of French people would like to express but are too repressed to do outl oud The rest are also given a horribly slanted perspective. Unfortunately their usual sources are the gauchiste newspapers, the government t.v. media, or else pathetic treacherous Americans who come over here to la douce France to revel in their ownself-loathing Marxist bile. Likewise, I wish I could introduce Americans to the boar-hunting, baguette tearing, mountain climbing spirit which is the true esprit gaulois. Maybe re-introduce some Frenchies to that spirit while I’m at it. Anyway, keep up the good work. I’ll definitely keep reading it. A Dago-Frog-Kraut-Svenski-American

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Love your site. I live a stone’s throw from the Alamo, it is indeed nice to know the defenders of the Alamo are not, and never been defeated. Where ever and whenever people strive for for freedom there are always the French, as a nation the French have not been, but individuals, should consider Texas home. We are larer then most countries and the only state that joined by treaty not anexation. We hunt deer here, but we have, exotic game as well, Axis deer, Blackbuckantelope, Sika and Auodad rams, and lions. tigers and bears.oh my. Thanks, Ricki

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If I count as an Islamophobe then so be it. Kind of like that terminology. Too bad the next US president will likely be a Republicrat or a Demogogue.