This is the newest1 version of the guestbook. The previous one, running on a different software, proved to be unreliable and prone to hackers attacks.
I couldn’t import the previous reader’s entries in this new one and am sorry for this. It just proves that, unlike allegedly looted Iraqi museum, the Internet is worthless when it comes to preserving relics of the past.
Anyway, please have a go at it. As this works on an open-posting basis, and trolls roam the cyberland freely, all submissions will be moderated before publication. Any display of Leftist lunacy, Islamic zealotry, French Frenchness and other insanities will have their authors anal-probed by top CIA experts in counter-trolling. Thanks for your attention.
Ceci est la nouvelle1 version du Livre d’Or. La précédente, qui reposait sur un logiciel différent, était aussi peu fiable qu’ouverte aux attaques de hackers.
Je n’ai pas pu importer les anciennes entrées de lecteurs et j’en suis désolé. Cela prouve simplement que, contrairement aux musées irakiens prétendument pillés, l’Internet ne vaut rien lorsqu’il s’agit de préserver des reliques du passé.
Quoi qu’il en soit, allez-y. Considérant que ceci fonctionne par soumission ouverte, et que les trolls parcourent le cyber-pays librement, les entrées seront soumises à modération avant d’être autorisées à l’affichage. Toute manifestation de démence gauchiste, de bigoterie islamique, de francitude française et autres insanités vaudront à leurs auteurs une coloscopie poussée par des experts en contre-trolling de la CIA. Merci de votre attention.
Just discovered your website. C’est magnifique!! As one cowboy who is glad George Bush is from Texas, (ditzy chix notwithstanding) it is gratifying indeed to see a Dissident Frogman with biting wit, uncommon sense and a quick draw. May all your mornings be glorious, and all your evenings be without despair.
As a Brit, I have my own special dislike for French society, culture, politics and attitudes. Unlike many here, I am also a huge Atlantasist and as pro-American as I dare be. I beg you to focus on more photoshop creations in the coming months. I show them to all my friends who find them hilarious. The articles are also enlightening – they wind me up like a spring, which in turn allows me to release massive tension upon unsuspecting socialists. If you ever need anything from my side of the pond, let me know.
Have you ever thought of putting your “Shooty” instructional movie out on DVD? I would buy one. I know wo many people who don’t have internet access….yes, they are that rural. Just a thought. Love your site.
Excuse me, I seem to have made a mistake on my last post. You’re not a “frenchman” you’re a “FRENCHMAN”. On that note, you should try to get on the “Endangered Species List”, there dosen’t seem to be many of your kind left, plus, It’d really piss off the “Environazis” (bonus).
Finally, a frenchman I don’t want to hang unside down and beat to death with a wiffleball bat (wiffleball bat = takes longer = more fun for me, don’t forget your snacks, these things can take weeks). Keep up the good work man.
Thank you for your site. It inspired me to start my own…..
If you have not already seen this site…..zombietime.com…..check it out….
It shows just how bad….how senselessly crazed California and the San Francisco Bay Area has become….
Cheers;
Capitan Erik
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Kent Houston, Texas, USA
Just discovered your website. C’est magnifique!! As one cowboy who is glad George Bush is from Texas, (ditzy chix notwithstanding) it is gratifying indeed to see a Dissident Frogman with biting wit, uncommon sense and a quick draw. May all your mornings be glorious, and all your evenings be without despair.
Kent
Rob
Dear DF
As a Brit, I have my own special dislike for French society, culture, politics and attitudes. Unlike many here, I am also a huge Atlantasist and as pro-American as I dare be. I beg you to focus on more photoshop creations in the coming months. I show them to all my friends who find them hilarious. The articles are also enlightening – they wind me up like a spring, which in turn allows me to release massive tension upon unsuspecting socialists. If you ever need anything from my side of the pond, let me know.
Spirit51 Windsor, Missouri, U.S.A.
Have you ever thought of putting your “Shooty” instructional movie out on DVD? I would buy one. I know wo many people who don’t have internet access….yes, they are that rural. Just a thought. Love your site.
G.W.C. Colorado
Excuse me, I seem to have made a mistake on my last post. You’re not a “frenchman” you’re a “FRENCHMAN”. On that note, you should try to get on the “Endangered Species List”, there dosen’t seem to be many of your kind left, plus, It’d really piss off the “Environazis” (bonus).
G.W.C.
Finally, a frenchman I don’t want to hang unside down and beat to death with a wiffleball bat (wiffleball bat = takes longer = more fun for me, don’t forget your snacks, these things can take weeks). Keep up the good work man.
Capitan Erik Alameda California
Thank you for your site. It inspired me to start my own….. If you have not already seen this site…..zombietime.com…..check it out…. It shows just how bad….how senselessly crazed California and the San Francisco Bay Area has become…. Cheers; Capitan Erik
Ronald McCall
Thanks for showing us hicks that more than snails come out of France.